When we were at the car dealership this women came down on us like vulture to carrion, I almost ran away. She asked us if we wanted to hear about them fixing up the scratched and dinged up bumpers ,my wife said no but the lady kept yammering away. I can't believe how many different questions she asked us in 30 seconds. I wanted to do something to shut her up.
I have learned a few things so far but they have been hard: Pay no mind to the scratches and dings on the bumper of your wife's car because as soon as you fix them she will put them back. And another is that no matter how crazy and absurd your life is the people who work in the service writer's office have it much worse... and they know it.
On the way back from the dealership I saw NC hacking up a silver maple like he was going for the coveted Arborist of the Year Award.