Just Mow
Don't touch my Willie !!!
Once last night?
And again tonight
Once last night?
I got drunk and went cow tipping, at least once, that I can remember.
Growing up we had livestock and my uncle milked cows. I never tipped a cow, steer, heifer, calf, boar, sow, piglet, chicken, rooster, rat, or mouse. I guess I was pretty sheltered.
Now I can't tell my kids how much fun it was when we used to jump the fence and go chicken tipping.
A local farmer raised about two dozen of those goats that have a seizure when you scare them.
It was a hell of a lotta fun to drive by blowing the horn and watching them all fall over. I took my wife past and told her "Watch me kill all of these goats", she thought it was so cruel she took her friends past.
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Bwahahahahahahaa, we had neighbours with 'em, useless critters w/o a spit (shoved .....) you know, my bud's dog would bark and the silly things would freeze an' fall down, wtf, too easy fer BBQ, but ya ends up feeling sorry fer them (and lord help ya if there be kids around)........... cute but.........yumm, um, guessing
Serge
So I just bit into a York Peppermint Pattie and noticed that I didn't feel like skiing, snowmobiling or hiking in the Alps. However, the trace pieces of minty goo left in my teeth have provided me with some extra flavor while writing this drivel.
growing up, one of the locals had a goat tied to an old water tank. when it got stressed it used to suck itself off... we used to wait for the girls school bus to drive passed then beat the water tank with chunks of 2x4... so funny
I generally agree that a tread should be kept on topic, but suggesting alternatives to what originally was asked about should not be considered off topic!!! :biggrinbounce2:
well.... more like they kicked me off that school bus..
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