I haven't seen the "two-stroke as an air pump" post, but there are others that have used that analogy. Basically any engine is just an air pump, but unlike the air compressor you use to fill your tires, the power comes from burning a fuel inside it and temporarily harnessing a small portion of the energy released.
Motorheads excellent post was absolutely true, with one exception: he made it too easy for the reader to infer that only 2 strokes exhibit certain characteristics:
Some relationships you will notice when looking at two-stroke dyno charts
when most gasoline engines do.
An interesting and useful point that hasn't been mentioned is that the torque peak of any engine will also be the point at which it exhibits the best volumetric efficiency...the cylinder is being most completely filled with dense fuel mixture, and if the engine is fairly well matched to application, will do the most work. That is to say, if your truck engine's torque peak is, say, 3200 rpm, that's what you want to shoot for when pulling a heavy load. If your chainsaw's peak is at 9K,...you get the point.
If one looks closely at John's graphs of the modified 026, part of the real value of Walker's mods lies in the fact that increases are realized, but just as importantly, there is a noticeable flat spot in the torque curve. That flat spot is useful, as it affords a great deal of flexibility in use...the chainsaw isn't "pipey", doesn't "fall off" the porting quickly.
I have no college degrees whatsoever; I lacked the patience and finances to see it through. a former girlfriend's family labelled me a "functionally illiterate rustic" for that reason. I seem to have gotten by just fine, however.