Chainsaw related practical jokes

[Rockjock]

What are some of your best reactions from chainsaw related practical jokes? My best one was Monday I think. A good friend of mine cleans his saw after every single use, touches up the scratched paint on his bar and always makes it look brand new . WELL he was cutting some wood and said did I have any chainsaw safe cleaner for his bar? Well the wheels started to turn and I said sure I have some simple green. Perfect he says and then takes the saw apart and begins to clean it.. hangs the bar and sprays it down good and hangs it to dry.. well I took a spare bar I have that has no paint on it at all, buffed to a nice shine and hung it in his bars place while we had lunch.. he comes back and just loses it! WTF was that in the bottle he says.. simple green I say.. he is just staring at the bar.. looking at it, truing it over and over and over again!!!!

Needless to say he will no longer leave the saws out of his sight.

 

[nmurph]

Turning a chain inside out.
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[regulate34]

I have a friend that takes the chain off the bar and the first on the go to sleep at night gets one hell of a scare.
Usually some one passed out in a chair at hunting camp.
fire that sucker up and poke them with the empty bar

 

[regulate34]

put the chain on backwards on my ms170 when I lent it to my dad. but that was a accident

 

[fearofpavement]

I have a friend that takes the chain off the bar and the first on the go to sleep at night gets one hell of a scare.
Usually some one passed out in a chair at hunting camp.
fire that sucker up and poke them with the empty bar

I'm not sure that would be a good idea. One mistake and you gut your buddy. Sorta like pointing an "unloaded" gun at someone.

 

[regulate34]

I am totally aware it's stupid. Just seen it done before.

I'm not sure that would be a good idea. One mistake and you gut your buddy. Sorta like pointing an "unloaded" gun at someone.

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[cobey]

the heat keeps playing this joke on me, where it steals the gas out if my old saws

 

[alderman]

My brother was removing some roots. When I showed up he said his saw jammed up and he was going to take it to the shop.
I picked it up and could see the chain brake had been activated.
Told him I'd fix it for $10. When he said okay, I reset the handle and handed it to him.

 

[kevin j]

No one mentioned the ever favorite chain on backwards ( on purpose i mean)

 

[Lootbug]

The governments 15% ethanol in the gas can is a pretty good one .