...ANYBODY WANT IT??
This old wood-snob is in a real conundrum. I take down a lot of sacrificial Box Elder in the woodlot when harvesting real firewood... and then just leave 'em lay. Today it won't be quite so simple.
I'm cleaning off the concrete feed lot next to the old hog house; figuring on parking the pickup and car (both are rarely driven, especially this time of year) on it so I don't have to move 'em cuttin' grass... and that way they'll quit killin' the grass under 'em. The slab has a fairly large Box Elder leaning low over it that has to go, and the only option (because of the hard lean) is to drop it directly on the slab. So that means I can't just drop it and walk away... I'm gonna' haf'ta clean it up.
Now here's where the conundrum comes in... the corner of the concrete slab is less than 10 feet from my firewood stacks. I'll be dropping that Box Elder so close to the stacks some of the branches may actually hit them. Here on this board I've always stated that Box Elder was a weed, not work messin' with, and I wouldn't even burn it in the fire pit. But... but... but... it will be laying right next to the stacks, and I'm gonna' haf'ts do some cuttin' on it anyway...
What to do??? What to do??
My pride tells me to haul it back in the woodlot and dump it... my practical side says, "gee-wiz man, it's layin' right there next to the stacks, don't be an idiot!"
What to do??? What to do??
If somebody would just come take it off my hands there'd be no conundrum.
This old wood-snob is in a real conundrum. I take down a lot of sacrificial Box Elder in the woodlot when harvesting real firewood... and then just leave 'em lay. Today it won't be quite so simple.
I'm cleaning off the concrete feed lot next to the old hog house; figuring on parking the pickup and car (both are rarely driven, especially this time of year) on it so I don't have to move 'em cuttin' grass... and that way they'll quit killin' the grass under 'em. The slab has a fairly large Box Elder leaning low over it that has to go, and the only option (because of the hard lean) is to drop it directly on the slab. So that means I can't just drop it and walk away... I'm gonna' haf'ta clean it up.
Now here's where the conundrum comes in... the corner of the concrete slab is less than 10 feet from my firewood stacks. I'll be dropping that Box Elder so close to the stacks some of the branches may actually hit them. Here on this board I've always stated that Box Elder was a weed, not work messin' with, and I wouldn't even burn it in the fire pit. But... but... but... it will be laying right next to the stacks, and I'm gonna' haf'ts do some cuttin' on it anyway...
What to do??? What to do??
My pride tells me to haul it back in the woodlot and dump it... my practical side says, "gee-wiz man, it's layin' right there next to the stacks, don't be an idiot!"
What to do??? What to do??
If somebody would just come take it off my hands there'd be no conundrum.