steelhead kid
ArboristSite Operative
If you need something to do on a stormy night
Ingrediants:
1 chainsaw gassed and sharpened
1 4x4 pickup
1 axe
1 package hotdogs, buns, and mustard
1 case budweiser
1 Rifle
a few portable lights
Optional:
Steelhead rod
access keys
Directions:
Pick up Buddy and give him a beer
Drive into Natioanl forest or other private land
Hang lights on trees surrounding the log you have been drewling over
Buck, split, and load wood (don't stack)
Build small fire
Roast hotdogs on a twig
Consume dogs and beer
exstinguish fire, pack up lights, load rifle
Spot deer in the road
Kill deer with rifle
gut deer, if doe remove head
load deer in truck
Stack wood on top of deer
drink another beer
return home
Optional:
Before returning home you should be approaching daylight, stop off at nearby
spawning stream to harvest steelhead.
If your still reading this you better geta good lawyer. and remember don't drop the soap!
Ingrediants:
1 chainsaw gassed and sharpened
1 4x4 pickup
1 axe
1 package hotdogs, buns, and mustard
1 case budweiser
1 Rifle
a few portable lights
Optional:
Steelhead rod
access keys
Directions:
Pick up Buddy and give him a beer
Drive into Natioanl forest or other private land
Hang lights on trees surrounding the log you have been drewling over
Buck, split, and load wood (don't stack)
Build small fire
Roast hotdogs on a twig
Consume dogs and beer
exstinguish fire, pack up lights, load rifle
Spot deer in the road
Kill deer with rifle
gut deer, if doe remove head
load deer in truck
Stack wood on top of deer
drink another beer
return home
Optional:
Before returning home you should be approaching daylight, stop off at nearby
spawning stream to harvest steelhead.
If your still reading this you better geta good lawyer. and remember don't drop the soap!