Favorite Phrases

[mimilkman1]

Look in the Off the Topic Forum in the Maury Povich thread, that's where you can beg for it. (AKA cheat )

Kyle

 

[JONSEREDFAN6069]

This isn't mine it's the girl freinds. (YOU WANNA PUT THAT WHERE?!?)

 

[woodbooga]

This isn't mine it's the girl freinds. (YOU WANNA PUT THAT WHERE?!?)

She must be refering to saw parts in the dishwasher?

I can think of no other possibility :dunno:

 

[job247]

Shines like a diamond in a goats butt
Takes a big dog to weigh a ton
You cuttin` wood or plowin` a garden??(this one got me to keep dads saw out of the dirt when I was a kid)
Madder than a wet hen
Flatter than a wet feed sack on a rock slab

 

[GrizzlyAdams86]

The farmer I cut for often says "isn't that something?" or "always something", "that's a good thing". Or my friend yelling over my saw "YOU'RE NOT CUTTING IT (insert "long, short, straght, etc.") ENOUGH!!!!!

 

[Wife'nHubby]

Nah. They were corny then, too. But in the nineties, everyone was so ironic or post-modern grunge. Cornieness was my little niche and distinguished me from the competition.

"...in the nineties"???? Whoa, you are just a young'un, aren't you? Sheesh, I feel old....

My FIL's, when disciplining one of his 5 sons had a favorite saying: "Either you knock it off or I will knock you off then I will just make another one."

Shari

 

[Wife'nHubby]

Nah. They were corny then, too. But in the nineties, everyone was so ironic or post-modern grunge. Cornieness was my little niche and distinguished me from the competition.

"...in the nineties"???? Whoa, you are just a young'un, aren't you? Sheesh, I feel old....

My FIL, when disciplining one of his 5 sons, favorite saying: "Either you knock it off or I will knock you off then I will just make another one."

Shari

 

[logbutcher]

Neat thread....we're on a hockey stick learning curve ( from AlGore's hubris ).

Some from Downeast:

Dope Slap

Set her ( putting the dead in a lobster trap for bait )

and the often used " 'em " ...used as a modifier e.g : "F_ _ _ 'em"

W.B.'s slolen favorite = pooch

 

[YarraValleyDude]

Heres another for for the list,

Mate, "if it wasn't for bad luck, i wouldn't have any".

Story of my life actually!

 

[4seasons]

One I thought up yesterday

After explaining how something works to a lady for the 5th time in 2 months I told my boss:
"Shes got a mind like a steel trap, only it is rusted shut so nothing else can get in."

 

[HuskyMike]

When talking to a pretty young lady.

" Do you have a mirror in your pants? cuz I can see myself in them!"

 

[watchamakalit]

My Grandpa used to say I was like a fart in a skillet when I was younger. I think it means I went "seven ways from sunday and none of them lead anywhere"

 

[YarraValleyDude]

Here comes,"The man they couldn't root,shoot or electracute"

Climbs faster than a home sick angel

 

[sdt7618]

My Grandpa used to say I was like a fart in a skillet when I was younger. I think it means I went "seven ways from sunday and none of them lead anywhere"

same phrase that I often heard as youngster was " a fart in a trance"

 

[treemandan]

That's a chainsaw, not a trencher!





All wood that's not firewood or sale-able as a log: ####wood.

Jeff M. to The Dan,

" Don't cut your twinky off with that thing kid"

The he hopped in his truck and ran over 6 helmets, someone's lunch box and a mailbox all the while with nary an ounce of oil in the motor.