Favorite Phrases

[jags]

Mad as a midget playing with a yo-yo.

 

[Wood Doctor]

Cheapskates

In reference to cheapskates:

(1) "He's tighter than the skin on a weenie."
(2) "He's so cheap that he squeaks when he walks."

 

[mimilkman1]

That guy there is a few floats short of a parade.

 

[danrclem]

"Lower than a snake's belly in a wagon rut"

Jedd Clampett; Beverly Hillbillies

I forgot who he was talking about. I just remember what he said.

 

[YarraValleyDude]

Drier than a dead dogs ####,
Busier than a one armed bricky in Bagdad,
Built like a brick ####house,
My favorite toy has tits.

 

[slinger]

In reference to cheapskates:

(1) "He's tighter than the skin on a weenie."
(2) "He's so cheap that he squeaks when he walks."

A few more...

He throws nickels around like manhole covers.

He's tighter than a new boot.

 

[Guarddog1]

"There's no replacement for displacement"

BTW, yo mamma uses a 30cc Craftsman. :hmm3grin2orange:

I disagree with this one Nitrous will work figure out hp per cubic inch. 3.8 v6 mustang 4412 2bll I built ran 14.1 qtr mile with a crappy run. Smoked on of silly tpi Camaro things huh all about volumetric efficiency.

 

[MotorSeven]

Coon Fingered: A south Louisiana term, not to be confused with a racial slang-
The act of putting your digits all over something like a racoon does using it's opposable thumbs to figure something out.

"Those kids coon fingered my tools yesterday & some are missing."
"That dork coon fingered my Harley, leaving fingerprints everywhere."
"Don't coon finger that carburator before I get there, or you will screw it up."

RD

 

[treevet]

My favorite toy has tits.

funbags

 

[tomtrees58]

some one stop for directions and i said { you cant get thear from here}:jawdrop: man the look i got tom trees

 

[Henry G.]

"Dumber than a bag of hammers" from O' brother where art thou....
AND the politically/religiously/morally incorrect "tighter than a nun"

 

[YarraValleyDude]

AND the politically/religiously/morally incorrect "tighter than a nun"

Over here, its tighter than a nun's nasty!:greenchainsaw:

 

[dingeryote]

Often heard around here during allergy season when someone asks "Wowya doin'"

"Feelin' like a bag of smashed #######s".

There's others, but mostly unfit for young eyes that might be logging in.

Stay safe!
Dingeryote

 

[dingeryote]

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[dingeryote]

some one stop for directions and i said { you cant get thear from here}:jawdrop: man the look i got tom trees

That is actually possible around here in some places.
Roads just don't connect without heading over to another town many miles further away, to come back to just a mile over.

The folks that laid out this County enjoyed thier beer back in the day.

Stay safe!
Dingeryote

 

[Wood Doctor]

As nervous as a porcupine in a condom factory

As frustrated as a one-legged man at an ass kicking contest

As useless as tits on a bull.
Colder than an Alaskan well-digger's knees.
Colder than an old witch's tits.
Hotter than a $2 pistol. (in honor of George Jones)
As drunk as a skunk.
As nutty as a fruitcake.
He's the size of a walrus and runs half as fast.
Taller than a giraffe wearing elevator shoes.
So skinny he can hide behind a microphone. (in honor of Frank Sinatra)

 

[jags]

funbags

Chesticles!

 

[fredmc]

Chesticles!

No sir, I don't like it. Makes me think of ball hair growing on boobies. yuck

 

[jags]

No sir, I don't like it. Makes me think of ball hair growing on boobies. yuck

Baa,ha,ha....never thought of if that way.

 

[sdt7618]

tighter than a ducks arse