newb said:
Its always easy to take shots at lawyers, and sometimes fun, however maybe we should slow down and think this one through.
Easy to take shots at lawyers/ Nooooooooooo! i wonder why?
Slow down and thnk things through? I'm glad you got us hotheaded quick-on-the-draw types to slow down and actualy think before we say what we think.
Safety handles on the lawnmowers. Now there is somethig to think about. How many people defeat this "safety" feature right out of the box? Everyone I know practically. I know it's so risky to do so. We lost 7 DIY homeowners just on our block this weekend. Imagine the gaul; mowing ones own lawn. I hope the life insurance companies don't catch on that homeowners take suck awful risks. talk about a rate-up!
And those pesky automobiles. Maybe can live without those spinning wheels. Take those away and you have a virtually safe automobile. Yes, you can still slam your finger in the door, but maybe we could get the Almighty Benevolent Lawyers to have the Omnipotent Courts to have the Evil Corporations weld those risky doors shut. Then we will be safe.
But hark! What shall we do bout those demonic guns!? Guns are unsafe. they kill people. Guns are quite smart. Probably the smartest inanimate objects know to man.
But of course, the lawyers will quit helping us protect ourselves from ourselves when, and ONLY when, they can no longer figure out how to make a buck from it.
Lawyers. Yes, they sure are some honest, noble, idealistic pillars of society.