woodbooga
cords of mystic memory
Yup, "FAD": Firewood Acquistion Disorder, can be found in male or female, but predominantly affects the male. Common symptoms include lower back pain, inability to see the bed of your truck due to wood chips and bark, carrying a "loaded" chainsaw at all times, and the faint tinge of two stroke exhaust (and in winter, wood smoke) on clothing.
You know you got it bad when the next generation of firewood is growing in the bed of your pickup.