"If you buy one of these saws, it will be the last one of these saws you ever buy." STIHL, poorly worded and almost a threat.
"It is turbo charged, like a truck, huge power." JONSERED, yeah he was serious.
"No Chinese in these saws." HUSQVARNA 395, because when I asked about the 3120 he told me "Husqvarnas only ever had 3 letters". I did not asked about the Chinese he just started his sales pitch that way.
"It is the biggest saw ever made." DOLMAR, oh yeah it was special in that store.
"We do not sell many saws so we only sell the best ones we can." ECHO, an actual dealer of Echo followed that statement with something along the lines of "Most people just do not cut down trees anymore".