When will we get light sabers for tree cutting?
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I thought flying cars would be available by now. Light Sabers are probably after the cars.
I still want my personal submarine as advertised in the back pages of comic books.
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And this. No wonder I am deeply sceptical. Nothing was ever real.
So what sized saber flare for my xwig sized power unit, and how do I stop forest fires.
Do you need bar oil or ozone reducer for best cutting speed.
Help me with plunge cuts I cant finish setting the hinge before it burns away.
Do you need bar oil or ozone reducer for best cutting speed.
Help me with plunge cuts I cant finish setting the hinge before it burns away.
I dunno, I've seen some people where a set of x-ray glasses would have shown far too much. (Cough) Snackies (Cough)
Backstage
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They’re already around, but the EPA won’t approve the kyber crystals.
I know a guy who knows a guy,who's brothers girlfriends aunt knows where to get them...
Old Mac Guy
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They're still working out glitches in the power controls. Some dube at the test facility cut the ankles off 212 sheep in a pasture a quarter mile away. OSHA won't sign off on full production and distribution until they figure out how to protect elementary schools near logging shows.
Oh the x-ray vision thing is real. Sort of. Remember the Sony "Night Shot" fiasco? The recall cost them millions. If one added an IR lens filter (950nm?) and used the night shot IR feature in daylight, it could see through clothes. Thin layers, like bathing suits anyway. Some TV station in Japan took one to a local pool and the results were, um, revealing.
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Funny you should ask. I have a close friend who is now retired for the Lawrence Livermore Lab that I asked similar question. I asked if it was feasible to use a laser to trim the top or cut down a tree, He said it would take an enormous amount of electrical power not portable power, Unfortunately not possible at this time. My friend had a lot of experience with lasers. Ne also said, if you could it would also set the tree on fire. Oh well!
Pass on the Light Saber.
I would prefer to cut down trees with my Schwartz.
I would prefer to cut down trees with my Schwartz.
People can't drive cars now, the carnage will be non stop if cars flew.
I'll pass on the saber saw, I'm waiting for the disintegrator beam, vaporize everything, no cleanup.
What ratio of oil is that disintegrator beam recommended to run at?
I'm already expecting to have to flip off the bastard who's air-gating me in the fast thermal lane.
The amount of power needed would be absolutely incredible.
In flight,, the issue is not as much the thermal lane,, but, it is more of a thermal layer issue.
The SR-71 and the Concorde have already had that issue.
Just because the SR-71 is a souped up hotrod plane,, its flight height is difficult to discern.
The Concorde thinks the SR-71 is flying RIGHT at it,, while the SR-71 is 13,000 feet higher.
Some kid will chrome the flight deviation attenuators on his flying car,, EVERYONE around him will crash,,,,
The SR-71 and the Concorde have already had that issue.
Just because the SR-71 is a souped up hotrod plane,, its flight height is difficult to discern.
The Concorde thinks the SR-71 is flying RIGHT at it,, while the SR-71 is 13,000 feet higher.
Some kid will chrome the flight deviation attenuators on his flying car,, EVERYONE around him will crash,,,,
I love that story!
