scotclayshooter
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This thread is still going, hot diggy dog its Christmas time in the city baby, Santa's coming to town. He won't pay for any gifts so I hope his fat azz falls and hits the ground.
The above is my new Xmas song I'm working on,LOL
Back to the chain/speed theroy of two of the same exact chains. I think I have come up with something that may have some bearing on it.
I was in the shower a bit ago washing and scrubbing all this mass of luv muscle. Afterwards I went to the sink and put on some shaving cream and proceeded to shave this face of tremendous beauty. I picked up my razor and found it to be dull. It was yanking hair instead of shaving hair. I tend to pull that razor pretty fast across my face all the time. I do so because if I look in the mirror too long I start talking to myself saying things like why me Lord, why did you give me all the good looks and give Space none. Anyway I got a new razor and man that thing just slid across my manly skin leaving a path of hairless beauty. I noticed the slower I pulled the razor the cleaner path it left behind. Was no need for two strokes down the same path.
Therefore instead of shaving fast like I always do I will slow down my strokes and refrain from hurrying and gettttering done, shaving boys, shaving. Will the slow stroke make my razor stay sharp longer, only my face will know for sure. I'll count how many shaves I get out of this razor before I go ouch, this MOFO is dull. Then I will go back to my fast stroke shaving and compare the number of shaves I got out of both razors and the time it took me to keep this thing of beauty beyond compare looking pruty.
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Thall your going to have to lock that razor away when your done in case some woman decides to use it and spoil your test!