Am I a hack?

[BewtifulTreeMan]

Who's gonna start the questions

 

[a_lopa]

 

[Derek]

ok ill bite

what sort of saw?
how long are your ropes
can you lower somthing
how
can you climb with out spikes
know what a collar cut is?
do you have a firstaid kit
do you where any safety gear
can you use a fig eight with ears
what percentage is SWL to the tensile strenght of your rope
can you get a good looking chick for your avatar


There for starters, should keep you busy for five mins!

time here is 8.03 pm (sunday nite)

your time starts now....

 

[MasterBlaster]

Yur profile says yur a groundie.

 

[Derek]

YOURTIMESUP

Well i had to call in an expert on Hacks!

We suguest you stay on the ground, untill you can answer at least three questions,,Wait max recons 4 ...

If you need any more helo get it from this guy!

 

[JCSJC]

New PC memo on this

the new PC term is non-tree care motivated, tree care specialist. Please make a note to use the new term in the future.

The best advice, to determine if you qualify for non-tree care motivated, tree care specialist (i.e. hack) status, is to find a thread where there are a lot of 's thrown into the mix. Read (or check out the pictures) what motivated the strong emoticons, and if your first question is.... Well, what's wrong with that? You might qualify.


P.S. This method doesn't work on the Off Topic forum.

 

[Stumper]

Yes you are a hack. You spell poorly and asked for a decision without providing any pertinent information. Without doubt you are a hack here on the board. How you care for or abuse trees is unknown.
Do you drive a taxi-cab?

 

[Newfie]

Idiot was the first thing that came to mind.

 

[MasterBlaster]

 

[BewtifulTreeMan]

Originally posted by Derek
ok ill bite

what sort of saw?
- 346xp, ms390, ms200T

how long are your ropes
- 220', many small chunks

can you lower somthing
- yes,

how
- It depends, tip tie, butt tie, using block, portawrap

can you climb with out spikes
- yes, just got gaffs about 2 weeks ago

know what a collar cut is?
- if you mean not cutting into the collar, not flush cutting, then yes.

do you have a firstaid kit
- no, but i've been meaning to get one

do you where any safety gear
- chaps, helmet system or plugs and glasses sometimes both

can you use a fig eight with ears
- you mean rescue fig 8?, yes, but never actually tied it off or used the ears for anything

what percentage is SWL to the tensile strenght of your rope
- 10%

can you get a good looking chick for your avatar
- no, that would be unoriginal

There for starters, should keep you busy for five mins!
- yeah, about right

time here is 8.03 pm (sunday nite)


your time starts now....

maybe somebody can tell me how i can break a quote into a bunch on little ones?

 

[BewtifulTreeMan]

Oh, and for the rest of you. The point of my thread was to inspire creative questions. You will notice, i said "who's gonna start the questions?" Derek is creative, the rest of you....ARENT. As for my spelling, who cares, i'm not writing a novel.

 

[JCSJC]

Originally posted by BewtifulTreeMan



maybe somebody can tell me how i can break a quote into a bunch on little ones?

Ok, even tough I am not creative....

when you reply with a quote, notice the brackets around the word.... quote. The first word you see will just be bracketQUOTEbracket. At the end of the quote, you will see bracketslashQUOTEbracket. The first is an open the last is a close, so anything between the open and the close will be included in a quote. To break it up, insert (type) your own closing where you want to break the quote, and insert (type) a new opening where you want to restart the quote.

Play with the post in "preview Reply" till it looks like you want it to. Oh, almost forgot... the bracketBbracket works the same way, only it makes the words between the open and close code...BOLD.

 

[matthias]

Originally posted by BewtifulTreeMan
Oh, and for the rest of you. The point of my thread was to inspire creative questions. You will notice, i said "who's gonna start the questions?" Derek is creative, the rest of you....ARENT. As for my spelling, who cares, i'm not writing a novel.

Yeah it's really hard to understand why this thread doesn't have hundreds of creative questions. I sure want to find out more about some guy who has the hots for Fabio. Here's a creative question: are you here to be a part of AS or do you just want to troll for a blast? I don't know if you're a hack and I couldn't care less. Way to get off on the right foot.

 

[BewtifulTreeMan]

Originally posted by matthias
are you here to be a part of AS or do you just want to troll for a blast?

Yes, i'm here to be a part of AS

I don't know if you're a hack and I couldn't care less. Way to get off on the right foot.

you read the thread, didn't you?


Understand i dove into this thing with very little experience, and that i do mostly fire mitigation and removals in the foothills. I just thought this would be a fun post, but it doesn't surprise me that you guys are unreceptive

 

[JCSJC]

Close

Originally posted by BewtifulTreeMan


[/i]I don't know if you're a hack and I couldn't care less. Way to get off on the right foot. [/B]

Can't mix Itallic and Bold code. You can have both, you just need to have an open and a close for each.


And some sites are specific, if you open with a bold then ad an itallics you need to keep them grouped....B I /I /B.

 

[Ax-man]

Hmmm Looks like TreesCompany is back, under another alias.

Being a little more creative this time around. Who's going to bite on the troll, this time.

 

[SilverBlue]

Why does Fabio live on a Boulder?
Are there trees on this Boulder?
Where is TC anyways?
I still got his cell number around here somewhere...

Is someone killing a cat or is Butch singing again?
what's for dinner?
Kanada? where the H e ll is Kanada?
Where's the beef?
Does one need to be doubled tied in while taking a break?
Will Pizza Pizza deliver to the tree you are working on?
Is a floating D ring more secure with a web bridge or round rope style?
Will someone lend me a million $ ?

In Australia does the brush spin clockwise or counterclockwise while heading to the ground?

 

[BewtifulTreeMan]

Originally posted by SilverBlue
Why does Fabio live on a Boulder?
Are there trees on this Boulder?
Where is TC anyways?
I still got his cell number around here somewhere...

Is someone killing a cat or is Butch singing again?
what's for dinner?
Kanada? where the H e ll is Kanada?
Where's the beef?
Does one need to be doubled tied in while taking a break?
Will Pizza Pizza deliver to the tree you are working on?
Is a floating D ring more secure with a web bridge or round rope style?
Will someone lend me a million $ ?

In Australia does the brush spin clockwise or counterclockwise while heading to the ground?

hello, exactly!

 

[rahtreelimbs]

Fabio looks like a bone smoker to me!!!

 

[BewtifulTreeMan]

Originally posted by RAHTREELIMBS
Fabio looks like a bone smoker to me!!!

If you could make millions by looking like a bone smoker, would you do it?