Buy a
beaver!
They have orange teeth which never stop growing.
That's the right colour/color for most on the site and also never need to have teeth replaced or sharpened.
The beaver keeps his fur waterproof by grooming castorium oil throughout the fur; the castor gland is found near the tail.
No need to pre-mix before setting to work or worry about mix ratios or bar oil.
The trails that cut trees make as the beaver hauls them to the water are called drags.
Creates pathways and even hauls all the wood it cuts.
Beaver are nocturnal animals; while they are seen during the day, much of the beavers' work is accomplished during the evening and night hours.
They even work while you are sleeping!
Most of the beaver's diet is made up of tree bark and cambium, the soft tissue that grow under the bark of a tree. They especially like the bark of willow, maple, birch, aspen, cottonwood, beech, poplar, and alder trees.
You keep the wood to burn and the beaver keeps the bark.
Beavers can live to be 20 years old.
No need to update or overhaul every few years.
So, don't buy Stihl or Husqvarna, buy a beaver.
