Each fall a group of us get together to cut up some hardwood for the upcoming deer hunting season at the backwoods camps. On the weekends there is a smorgas board of fellows from many different backgrounds,usually 8-12 guys show up for the wood cutting that I am posting here. Some of the guy`s own and run saws,others don`t or prefer not to so about 4-5 of us do the most cutting. One of the chainsaw guy`s is an engineer who is a very intelligent fellow that probably could be a rocket scientist. He knows everything about anything ever talked about in our group and is mostly correct but bores the h&&ll out of me.
Every year he makes it a contest between himself and the rest of us during the wood cutting,he is also like this with everything he does,very competitive. He will show up with all the PPE gear in spotless condition and usually a brand new saw. Most of us will show up a couple hours early and have a couple coffees and shoot some bull and catch up on some things that happened since last years hunting trips etc. He always shows up 5-10 mins. before we start up the saws to begin cutting. He gets his new saw out and dons his PPE and hardly says howdy before he is ready to start cutting.He is very anxious to get his saw started and is usually the first to pick up his saw and begin pulling and fiddling with the choke and on off switch and it seems it always takes 10-15 pulls to get it fired up and running off choke.
This is where the fun comes in for me but he finds it very frustrating when I pick up my favorite MS440 and he has at least his first 3 pulls already in. I snap my master control down to choke position and with one pull my saw starts and I can then flip the switch up to run and begin my first cut while he is pulling his saw over like a wild man on steroids. I usually have a couple sticks on the ground by the time his saw is up and running and now he tears into the pile full tilt. After close to an hour cutting he compares the amount of wood he has cut against what I have cut and gets ticked off again. He accuses me of cheating and is really perplexed at how I can get my saw to start so easily.For the last four years he has purchased a better saw every year and I can`t remember one of them starting under 8-10 pulls. He has tried to get me to tell him how my cold saw starts that easy. Once he even came over and felt the muffler on my saw as he accused me of starting the saw down the road out of site and earshot but it was cold and the guy`s vouched for me that I was there two hours or more before he showed up.
Well the punchline is that he carries his saw in the trunk of his Mercedes,don`t want to ick up the interior of his car and its quite cold up here at this time of year. My saw rides in the front of my pickup truck but before pulling into the camp yard I stop and squirt a syringe full of mix in the carb and replace my air filter cover and she`s primed and ready for a quick start. Well Mr. rocket scientist has never figured this out and the other chainsaw guys don`t give a hoot,I`ve never told them either so they can`t leak the goods to him. I really get a kick out of his reaction every year so far at start up and when he compares the amount of wood cut he gets even more annoyed even though his saw may be of a larger cc and of course the best of brand`s sold.He just cannot fathom why his more expensive gear will not outcut my old Stihl and that makes my day.LOL
Pioneerguy600