Gary's offical "Which Oil?" thread

[windthrown]

Do you swear by the 10 codes of being a GARYWay(TM) user and distributor?

1) Thou shalt drink beer.
2) Thou shalt use GARYWay(TM) products and only GARYWay(TM) products in your chainsaws.
3) Thou shalt gensture toward the PNW at least once a month with a beer raised in your hand, with a cheer for our leader, Gary.
4) Thou shalt not trash talk GARYWay(TM) products.
5) Thou shalt not mark up GARYWay(TM) products beyond a 300% markup.
6) Thou shalt sell as much GARYWay(TM) products as possible, and talk as many people as possible into using GARYWay(TM) products and becoming distributors themselves.
7) Thou shalt know that GARYWay(TM) products are in no way a pyramid scheme. No way!
8) Thou shalt use GARYWay(TM) products on your cereal, pancakes and in your chocolate milk.
9) Thou shalt drink GARYWay BEER(TM) when it becomes available (soon, we hope).
10) Thou shalt suck up to our leader, Gary, as much as possible on AS. Please leave him lots and lots of rep.

 

[redprospector]

Do you swear by the 10 codes of being a GARYWay(TM) user and distributor?

1) Thou shalt drink beer.
2) Thou shalt use GARYWay(TM) products and only GARYWay(TM) products in your chainsaws.
3) Thou shalt gensture toward the PNW at least once a month with a beer raised in your hand, with a cheer for our leader, Gary.
4) Thou shalt not trash talk GARYWay(TM) products.
5) Thou shalt not mark up GARYWay(TM) products beyond a 300% markup.
6) Thou shalt sell as much GARYWay(TM) products as possible, and talk as many people as possible into using GARYWay(TM) products and becoming distributors themselves.
7) Thou shalt know that GARYWay(TM) products are in no way a pyramid scheme. No way!
8) Thou shalt use GARYWay(TM) products on your cereal, pancakes and in your chocolate milk.
9) Thou shalt drink GARYWay BEER(TM) when it becomes available (soon, we hope).
10) Thou shalt suck up to our leader, Gary, as much as possible on AS. Please leave him lots and lots of rep.

Now you've gone and eliminated me from being a GaryWay user and distributor.:jawdrop:

Andy

 

[redprospector]

Bump...

Got oil??? LMAO...

Gary

Hahahaha. Now I've seen it all.
Gary bumped an oil thread.........................................................That was a sticky.

Andy

 

[Plasmech]

How is the Stihl synthetic 50:1?

Also how is the Opti II Enviro w/ stabilizer?

 

[madmax]

Do you swear by the 10 codes of being a GARYWay(TM) user and distributor?

1) Thou shalt drink beer.
2) Thou shalt use GARYWay(TM) products and only GARYWay(TM) products in your chainsaws.
3) Thou shalt gensture toward the PNW at least once a month with a beer raised in your hand, with a cheer for our leader, Gary.
4) Thou shalt not trash talk GARYWay(TM) products.
5) Thou shalt not mark up GARYWay(TM) products beyond a 300% markup.
6) Thou shalt sell as much GARYWay(TM) products as possible, and talk as many people as possible into using GARYWay(TM) products and becoming distributors themselves.
7) Thou shalt know that GARYWay(TM) products are in no way a pyramid scheme. No way!
8) Thou shalt use GARYWay(TM) products on your cereal, pancakes and in your chocolate milk.
9) Thou shalt drink GARYWay BEER(TM) when it becomes available (soon, we hope).
10) Thou shalt suck up to our leader, Gary, as much as possible on AS. Please leave him lots and lots of rep.

I solemnly swear that I will uphold all the above mentioned codes, and, wait a minute, sorry dude, already trashed #5 and #7, and number 9 is suspect,(been selling Schlitz in cheaply relabeled GaryWay Aiming Juice bottles), please notify me if I should retain an attorney also please notify me when my attorney should need to retain an attorney, sorry bout the rulz violation, must have had a hole in the GaryGlue(TM)can and the fumes got to me for a sec.:monkey:

 

[willsaw4beer]

Lol, this thread was dead for awhile but it's got me laughin again.

 

[windthrown]

Well, I do not understand it. I just do not understand it at all. Just when I though I had this forum all figured out. I am sooooooo disappointed!

I mean, not ONE question about the proper mix ratio when drinking GaryWAY beer!

Not a one! :spam:

 

[greengoblin]

Well, I do not understand it. I just do not understand it at all. Just when I though I had this forum all figured out. I am sooooooo disappointed!

I mean, not ONE question about the proper mix ratio when drinking GaryWAY beer!

Not a one! :spam:

Does GaryWay beer come premixed or not? If not, what is the best hops:yeast:water mix?

 

[windthrown]

Ah, there we go! The proper oil thread attitude!

 

[redprospector]

Well, I do not understand it. I just do not understand it at all. Just when I though I had this forum all figured out. I am sooooooo disappointed!

I mean, not ONE question about the proper mix ratio when drinking GaryWAY beer!

Not a one! :spam:

If you're going to drink that crap, it's best to drink it straight.

Andy

 

[windthrown]

If you're going to drink that crap, it's best to drink it straight.

Andy

Now that is not the GaryWAY suck-up multi-level marketing attitude!

 

[redprospector]

Now that is not the GaryWAY suck-up multi-level marketing attitude!

Well, I guess I could have said;
Mmm, Mmm, Mmm. It'll make your eye's light up, and your tummy say howdy!

But then I could have been accused of bieng full of :censored:. :jawdrop:
And I know that GaryWay wouldn't want to be associated with anyone who was accused of that. Would they?

Andy

 

[windthrown]

Guilty, by disassociation!

 

[romeo]

Does GaryWay beer come premixed or not? If not, what is the best hops:yeast:water mix?

You must mix the beer down with water as specified on the label (50:1). This GARYWay Beer(TM) drinker ignored the label and payed dearly.

 

[windthrown]

GaryWay Chunks!

 

[madmax]

You must mix the beer down with water as specified on the label (50:1). This GARYWay Beer(TM) drinker ignored the label and payed dearly.

He was clearly the homeowner/amateur model, the true top level pro's will run far better than originally designed at 16:1.:yoyo:

 

[whitedogone]

GARYway's new spokesman???:kilt:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-A9fmnAsgdg&feature=related

 

[romeo]

This is the new GaryWayTM spokesman


We have found through extensive testing that GaryGoo #245 is great for sun tans too.

 

[stihl sawing]

Where do i sign up.<a href="http://www.sweetim.com/s.asp?im=gen&lpver=3&ref=11" target="_blank"><img src="http://content.sweetim.com/sim/cpie/emoticons/00020118.gif" border=0 ></a>

 

[whitedogone]

This is the new GaryWayTM spokesman


We have found through extensive testing that GaryGoo #245 is great for sun tans too.

NO THANKS! ......... HIGH MAINTAINENCE