windthrown
361 Junkie
Do you swear by the 10 codes of being a GARYWay(TM) user and distributor?
1) Thou shalt drink beer.
2) Thou shalt use GARYWay(TM) products and only GARYWay(TM) products in your chainsaws.
3) Thou shalt gensture toward the PNW at least once a month with a beer raised in your hand, with a cheer for our leader, Gary.
4) Thou shalt not trash talk GARYWay(TM) products.
5) Thou shalt not mark up GARYWay(TM) products beyond a 300% markup.
6) Thou shalt sell as much GARYWay(TM) products as possible, and talk as many people as possible into using GARYWay(TM) products and becoming distributors themselves.
7) Thou shalt know that GARYWay(TM) products are in no way a pyramid scheme. No way!
8) Thou shalt use GARYWay(TM) products on your cereal, pancakes and in your chocolate milk.
9) Thou shalt drink GARYWay BEER(TM) when it becomes available (soon, we hope).
10) Thou shalt suck up to our leader, Gary, as much as possible on AS. Please leave him lots and lots of rep.
1) Thou shalt drink beer.
2) Thou shalt use GARYWay(TM) products and only GARYWay(TM) products in your chainsaws.
3) Thou shalt gensture toward the PNW at least once a month with a beer raised in your hand, with a cheer for our leader, Gary.
4) Thou shalt not trash talk GARYWay(TM) products.
5) Thou shalt not mark up GARYWay(TM) products beyond a 300% markup.
6) Thou shalt sell as much GARYWay(TM) products as possible, and talk as many people as possible into using GARYWay(TM) products and becoming distributors themselves.
7) Thou shalt know that GARYWay(TM) products are in no way a pyramid scheme. No way!
8) Thou shalt use GARYWay(TM) products on your cereal, pancakes and in your chocolate milk.
9) Thou shalt drink GARYWay BEER(TM) when it becomes available (soon, we hope).
10) Thou shalt suck up to our leader, Gary, as much as possible on AS. Please leave him lots and lots of rep.
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