A man, a 660, and a Fiskars enter the woods...

[DSW]

What happens next?

 

[LoveStihlQuality]

What happens next?

He uses the Fiskers as a wedge?

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[Wood Doctor]

I selected firewood, but it's possible the 660 would not start or a dull chain was on board, no other chain was around, and thus nothing got cut. Then again, the Fiskars wasn't needed for a day or so until the wood was bucked to length. And, if it was elm or cottonwood, he'd have to wait a few months before he could split anything.

 

[merc_man]

The pease of junk 660 wouldnt start. Got pissed off and beat it with the fiskars.

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[Rusty32]

In my case i cut with a smile for an hour, split half a load and go home with 2 torn disc and 4 bulging. Then lay in bed for two weeks and order a larger bar and another axe.

 

[Greenmachine]

In my case i cut with a smile for an hour, split half a load and go home with 2 torn disc and 4 bulging. Then lay in bed for two weeks and order a larger bar and another axe.

True story? Bummer...

 

[Rusty32]

Unfortunatly yes, 2 years later its still not right. But i just cant stay away but also cant get much done either.

 

[svk]

Good thing it wasn't a 661 or a bunch of saw builder groupies would show up and start a huge fight about how it should be ported and who does the best port job.

 

[LoveStihlQuality]

Good thing it wasn't a 661 or a bunch of saw builder groupies would show up and start a huge fight about how it should be ported and who does the best port job.

Port the Fiskers. Polish it. Never use again. Sell for loss.

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[svk]

Port the Fiskers. Polish it. Never use again. Sell for loss.

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Then get another just like it, have someone else port it, and never use that one either!

 

[user 122190]

The answer is always D. Amend the selection, and it will be D.

Did I win? A cash prize?

 

[LoveStihlQuality]

Then get another just like it, have someone else port it, and never use that one either!

Well played.

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[cantoo]

I bought a Fiskers last year when they were on sale. Best thing I have ever bought.
I gave it to my buddy and he's never borrowed my hydraulic splitter since. He loves the thing. I never even split one piece with it before I gave it to him.

 

[chucker]

The pease of junk 660 wouldnt start. Got pissed off and beat it with the fiskars.

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! that's why I picked the last choice... the end!

 

[DSW]

Hate to disappoint you fellers but that 660 runs a top. I like twisting those little orange screwdrivers so I probably won't be replacing it with a 661 anytime soon.

 

[DSW]

 

[DSW]

Cutting firewood the hard way?

 

[Mustang71]

I would have got the saw pinched in the tree trying to cut it up. Idk if the fiskars would have saved the day.

 

[svk]

So are you making a canoe out of the trunk then per option B?!

 

[rarefish383]

I figured the guy snuck off with his girl friend and the mythical 660, Fiskars combo, had all the wood split and stacked on his truck when he got back, Joe.