If you had $5 cigs in NY, you would sell em all instantly!!!!!!!
Gary's offical "Which Oil?" thread
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If you had $5 cigs in NY, you would sell em all instantly!!!!!!!
BaldSawRunner
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madrone
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Scuse me........I'm new here..............Are you all INSANE!!????????
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About this oil thread.
Are you saying that my chainsaw needs oil?????????
wow,,,that would explain a lot of things...
especially the smoke and funny sounds.
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About this oil thread.
Are you saying that my chainsaw needs oil?????????
wow,,,that would explain a lot of things...
especially the smoke and funny sounds.
Best oil thread ever. Hey Bob/Gologit if you could send me that 20,000 check for "accesories" i could get in on the ground floor and sell GOO to you whole sale.
Okay, Where do we order this new miracle oil. Does it give ya more horsepower and make the saw last indefinitely.
redprospector
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Personally, I prefer maiden oil. And no, that is not a product of GOO, but that could be a catchy name. Maiden GOO.
Andy
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windthrown
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Is this amount personal sales? Or does this include your downline sales also?
As a GaryWay regional Gary Super Sellersalesperson, any and all sales that are through you direct qualify at 100% of sales. Any sales that anyone that you bring into the sales channel under you qualify at 50% at the first level, 40% at the second, and 30% at third, and 25% at all levels thereafter. Keep in mind that this is NOT A PYRAMID SCEME!
Oh, and BTW, all candidates that qualify in sales volume for the trip to Hawaii will get to meet Gary there in person! And not only that, they will be elligible to do a TV commercial and testimonial of how they made their fortune selling GaryWay products. *****There will also be free beer***** to all the top sales people in every region!!!
windthrown
361 Junkie
Certainly not! Anyone knows that chainsaws do not need oil. Its the TREES that you cut that need the oil.
windthrown
361 Junkie
If we sell a lot, would we get pink Cadillacs? Maybe a pink Cadillac SUV like we sometimes see around here when it is tourist season? Then I could trade it in on a real pickup.
Well, that all depends. The really high end bonuses will be dependant whether the government decided to bail out the company or not. If they do? The sky is the limit! Junkets to Paris, trips to Milan, Caddys in any color you want. You will also qualify for a new Stihl 440 saw in any color that you want, direct from the factory (the good German made ones, with sparkle multicolor gloss colors).
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OK. I speak enough Spanish to get by in Italy and France.
Je suis le formage et tu? Deme un crepe por favor. Y las feraris. Icnt neinen ein berliner para vide en Los Estados Unidos parley vous.
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romeo
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Ths is the most exciting oil thread,,,, EVER....
I was only gone for 6 hours and Gary GOOhas already become a multi billion $$$$$$ industry,,,,WOW!!!!!!!!!!!
I was only gone for 6 hours and Gary GOOhas already become a multi billion $$$$$$ industry,,,,WOW!!!!!!!!!!!
GASoline71
Mr. Nice Guy
Holy cats... 
Gary
Gary
windthrown
361 Junkie
Yes, and to think that you are the father of this thread, Master Romeo
You are now an integreal part of the growing financial AS oil empire to come! Your wealth may become more vast than all the rep on this site, combined! The ripples of the smallest pebble thrown into the AS pond may be the beginnings of a new era for mankind! 
scotclayshooter
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I think Gary was planning giving her a different type of Gary Goo lol
Yep gary this pic will never die lol
How about
in PINK
Oh well just make mine a PINK Chainsaws
Now that's a Bar I could live with
Humm, think maybe we'll be gettin FORDSIf we sell a lot, would we get pink Cadillacs? Maybe a pink Cadillac SUV like we sometimes see around here when it is tourist season? Then I could trade it in on a real pickup.
in PINKOh well just make mine a PINK Chainsaws
NA,WE'VE JUST BEEN DRINKIN GARY'S ...GOO!
Looks like there ought to enough Space here to have someone on a retainer
to cover one's a$$ets.
Where do I sign up? Me wanna be GaryWay SuperSeller, so I can go rock climbing in exotic locales, have a stable of platinum MS440s, and help rescue the AMerican WAY of life......
What weight of GaryGoo does a 2006 Outback take?:greenchainsaw:
I hear on the underside of the grapevine that GaryGoo will make the notorious "Power Horse" (NLA from Northern Tool) outperform and outlast even the mighty 361!!! Mind you, it is an unsubstantiated rumor, but ......
What weight of GaryGoo does a 2006 Outback take?:greenchainsaw:
I hear on the underside of the grapevine that GaryGoo will make the notorious "Power Horse" (NLA from Northern Tool) outperform and outlast even the mighty 361!!! Mind you, it is an unsubstantiated rumor, but ......
GASoline71
Mr. Nice Guy
Back when my back was better...
Runnin' Gary Goo in the crankcase of this baby too...
Gary
Runnin' Gary Goo in the crankcase of this baby too...
Gary
