Gary's offical "Which Oil?" thread

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PA Plumber said:
Oh no, did they get you too?

I emailed the folks and they said that two of those 45cc saws was as good as one 90cc. I also saved on the shipping!!! Yayyyyy.

Now, how do you get these things to start?


J/k....
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Did you use good witch oil?
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romeo said:
Did you use good witch oil?
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Maybe Gary is on to something here?

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But guys, what about using canola oil as bar oil and that 'green earth' 2 stroke oil or whatever it's called? Bring the kettle along and use it to deep fry some squirrels for lunch while you're out there cuttin.
 
willsaw4beer said:
But guys, what about using canola oil as bar oil and that 'green earth' 2 stroke oil or whatever it's called? Bring the kettle along and use it to deep fry some squirrels for lunch while you're out there cuttin.
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Aw man, I have to keep modifying the name.

Alright...

Goil's Green Goo,
Save your saw and the environment too!
 
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ShoerFast said:
He is probably going to appoint you to Best Operator, Sales & Service
Or BOSS , best off sucking up to you now with some rep, we all will want to work there.
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Ah ha! I have a vision!

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