I dont think my wife likes the arborist site

[andydodgegeek]

She also cleans fish and can get the Y-bones out of northerns.

 

[igpoe]

She also cleans fish and can get the Y-bones out of northerns.

I doubt if JOB could get the Y-bones out of a northern! She should seek employment working on recoil springs.
Igpoe

 

[chopperfreak2k1]

First of all my wife is attractive, smart, funny, and a reasonable good cook.However she has a temper that rivals Mt. St. Helen's.If I want to purchase another saw, I have to pay for it with earnings from cutting wood ext.What sets her off is when she is in the mood and I am on this site reading and laughing ext.Last week she had on a rather revealing outfit and was rubbing my neck with a portion of her anatomy. I told her to cut it out.Well this went over like a lead balloon. After several minutes of perforating the atmosphere with a vocabulary that rivals individuals on a lower scale, she called her friend.She claims that this site is like Kryptonite to my well being.If I am on it longer than the allotted time I am punished.Lately she has had me taking some sort of medication.She has me see her friend for an exam. (great legs) After 60 minutes the woman wrote a prescription and handed it to my wife.If I am caught violating the rules, I have to take the medication and lay down.When she is in a good mood I have to take the yellow pill and now a 100mg blue pill.In short my wife detests this site.She would like me to read Mens health,better homes and gardens.Wrong!She caught me on here about a month ago watching a video of a saw in operation.She was fuming!I should have payed more attention to her well fitting leather outfit.So for now all is well.I am here on my allotted time.But her temper is hazardous to my well being, Ken

So you say.....

Pics or you never got a black eye over it....

yup, pix or it didn't happen!

 

[bigd74]

i'm lucky mine does nt complain much just thinks i'm weird.thats fine with me i get to spend about 2500 on toys...er saws next month:msp_thumbsup::msp_thumbsup:

 

[sawmandave]

hoarder

Yeah, where/how do you store them all? I am running out of space with just 4 saws!

You have to be a hoarder like me sometimes i can't walk through my pile without getting cut :chainsawguy: dave

 

[tomdcoker]

I am fairly new to this forum, hell im new to using a computer. I was reading about 346xp huskys and what do you know I stopped on my way home from work and ordered one. I have bought 4 saws within the last 6 months(about the same time we got a computer and I found this site) I will be picking it up next thursday along with an oregon511ax sharpener. I dont know what cad stands for but maybe I have it.

Don't tell your wife where cad's may go, but I have app. 100 saws. Runners, hope to run and will never run. Tom

 

[sawmandave]

I'll give you three Wild Things, a big box Homie, A Crapsman Pro and two Mini Macs- ALL runners... In trade for the











Wife.

when i die my wife will sell all mine for a buck each or haul to junk yard... dave

 

[Guido Salvage]

Gary, what's the blue car in the background?

looks like a "late model" Lark?

How about a Volvo.Ken

Commander, 4 door Daytona. 1966?

Aaron,

Sachsmo is the closest, it is a Canadian built 1964 Studebaker Commander originally equipped with a 6 cylinder but now sporting a Chevy 305 and a TH200 transmission. The wheels are AMC and I think the seats are out of a late '80's Ford. The 66's have a different grille and the Daytona would have the wide belt line trim.

 

[andydodgegeek]

That car is cool, ugly and sweet.

 

[synness4]

yes my wife says it's chainsaw p#@N

I think I remember someone here saying that their wife referred to this site as CHAIN SAW P@#N !!!!

 

[GoRving]

There is no cure for CAD, but it can be controlled. I am living proof. Write for my book titled "How to Kick Cad" for just 9.95 plus shipping! BUT WAIT! Call within the next 10 minutes and we'll tell you where there's a warehouse FULL of old saws in your neighborhood!:hmm3grin2orange:

 

[andydodgegeek]

My wife keeps saying she wants her own saw now. I am a little concerned about her running a saw, to think of it I am a little concered with her running a scissors. She tends to sometimes be to say it bluntly a klutz. I told her anytime she wants to run the 2101xp she can feel free. How could anyone get hurt with a 42" bar?

 

[Somesawguy]

My wife doesn't like me cruising CL for cheap saws, and spending money on them. That being said, my saws save us $$$ on heating bills in the winter.

 

[homelitejim]

my wife hates chainsaws and guns, but she loves wood heat and being safe. man i miss being single.

 

[andydodgegeek]

How could anyone hate chainsaws an guns? I hate purses and shoes. Oh yea and I hate wearing pants.

 

[watsonr]

my wife hates chainsaws and guns, but she loves wood heat and being safe. man i miss being single.

Well said!!!!