Mid-Life Crisis Thread......

[teacherman]

Meanwhile, in the Sudan.....

Here is another take on the issue of governing the "flesh..."
Probably an example of "what not to do..."

And an update....

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/6619983.stm

 

[Lakeside53]

To heck with Social Security... I'm going to get me a herd of pretty goats and head back to NZ

 

[Hugenpoet]

To heck with Social Security... I'm going to get me a herd of pretty goats and head back to NZ

Why leave Washington? I've heard there are lots of OK lookin' goats there.

 

[Lakeside53]

Maybe east of the Mountains... I'm in the real WA.. west...

 

[woodbooga]

To heck with Social Security... I'm going to get me a herd of pretty goats and head back to NZ

I've said it before and will say it again.

Yuk.

I prefer the Ben Franklin tack: write some nice words when giving advice and get lots of Parisian kitty while on a diplomatic mission.

 

[Lakeside53]

YUK? Hey, I'm just the pimp...

 

[woodbooga]

YUK? Hey, I'm just the pimp...

I don't care who you are, that's funny. (Hey, that's a catchy phrase. I'll need to remember that.)

I'll still stand by yuk. The herd's still going to need grooming. Beware of any splashback.

You'd likely encounter someone who got his rocks off by literally doing this::deadhorse:

 

[stihl sawing]

To heck with Social Security... I'm going to get me a herd of pretty goats and head back to NZ

Why leave Washington? I've heard there are lots of OK lookin' goats there.

 

[stihl sawing]

Here ya go fish.

 

[teacherman]

To heck with Social Security... I'm going to get me a herd of pretty goats and head back to NZ

But NZ is already known for its sheep, the reputed love object of choice for cretins all over the world........

"Pretty" ones, huh? Help is available.....:greenchainsaw:

 

[Lakeside53]

So.. where do you think "Virgin wool" comes from? Really fast sheep.... not so easy to keep up with nowdays...

 

[woodbooga]

So.. where do you think Virgin wool" comes from? Really fast sheep.... not so easy to keep up with nowdays...

This thread has taken a turn for the worse. Who got this whole sheep thing started?

 

[Fish]

Any ruminant will suffice.........................................

Do a search, I am a pioneer here on this area..........

 

[spike60]

June 25, 1745

3. Because there is no hazard of Children, which irregularly produc'd may be attended with much Inconvenience.

4. Because thro' more Experience, they are more prudent and discreet in conducting and Intrigue to prevent Suspicion. The Commerce with them is therefore safer with regard to your Reputation. And with regard to theirs, if the Affair should happen to be known, considerate People might be rather inclin'd to excuse an old Woman who would kindly take care of a young Man, form his Manners by her good Counsels, and prevent his ruining his Health and Fortune among mercenary Prostitutes.



8. They are so grateful!!



Benjamin Franklin.

This is without a doubt, my favorite post of the year.

The fact that the esteemed Mr. Franklins' letter fits in so well with this thread, proves that we are all pretty much normal guys after all.

The image of colonial milfs in 18th century dress proves that things don't really change as much as we think they do.

 

[Haywire Haywood]

I seriously doubt Mr Franklin authored that.

Ian

 

[SAWITALL]

YUK? Hey, I'm just the pimp...

You a pimp :jawdrop:

 

[Lakeside53]

Everyone pimps something at sometime in their life... Some do it more often than others...

 

[rms61moparman]

I seriously doubt Mr Franklin authored that.

Ian

Maybe not but He has been credited with it for at least the last 40 years that I am aware of.
Mike

 

[55chevyparts]

Found a reference on snopes. It is toward the bottom of the article. Supposedly it was advice given to a friend that was having trouble dealing with his manly urges but didn't want to get married.
http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/rooney2.asp