I gotta try that one on the wife...she's heard all my other BS. I'll go big and see if I can get a dump trailer past her with that one. The fall back position will be to drool while paging through the latest Bailey's catalog.
So, sometime back, Garden goddess comes to me and goes like "I wwas counting your saws, !@#$% you have like 40 saws"! I go "well, yes..I do now"
"don't you have ENOUGH SAWS NOW"!
"Nope..I want 100 runners, plus parts saws..before I open a shop"
Her.. "!@#$%%..well....ok"
Next week I am going into tractor supply, it is in the end of a strip mall, there's some lady shoppe there big sign SALE!! in the window--she heads thataway--->
I come back out of TSC, bar oil on sale, marked down dog bisquits, some other jazz, hanging in the truck
she comes prancing back across the parking lot, click clack click, looking mighty fine, in some new heels
got two more pair in boxes, all like half price deals
I said nothing, just well..I was leering actually....
I WIN NO MATTER WHAT!!!!! BEST PLAN EVAH!