Little Al
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In the local dealers this morning picking up some ordered parts no one else in so was having a 5min chinwag with the front counter guy Door is flung open & irate guy enters with hedge trimmer closely followed by a guy with a brief case i stand back as he aproaches the counter & slams the trimmer on the part of glass top at the end breaking the glass As follows Irate guy "I bought this yesterday & today it won"t go"
Shop guy "Was it started & did it run when you bought it?
"C" yes & it ran at home & i cut part of my hedge but now it wont go & this is Mr Smith from fair trading & he's here to see I get a replacement or Cash Return
SG Just a minute & he goes to computer after a few seconds he asks are you Mr Green ? yes replies C SG well in that case you bought it last Tuesday not yesterday you'v had it 5 days not 1 C continues to rant & rave
SG takes off fuel cap & looks with torch & sniffs fuel You've put fuel in it There then follows a load of abuse & denial followed with How would you know if I had which I haven't
SG the stuff in here is like weasel piss C all gas is like weasel piss SG you've straight gassed it C no I haven't you couldn't tell if I had or not SG yes I could co's all our weasels piss blue It' not all fun being a dealer As the conversation got more irate SG said did you read the owners manual to see how much oil needed adding to the fuel as they say in the advert for Master card the look on C"s face Priceless At that point I made my exit thinking to myself would I have been as Sharp in sussing out the problem
Shop guy "Was it started & did it run when you bought it?
"C" yes & it ran at home & i cut part of my hedge but now it wont go & this is Mr Smith from fair trading & he's here to see I get a replacement or Cash Return
SG Just a minute & he goes to computer after a few seconds he asks are you Mr Green ? yes replies C SG well in that case you bought it last Tuesday not yesterday you'v had it 5 days not 1 C continues to rant & rave
SG takes off fuel cap & looks with torch & sniffs fuel You've put fuel in it There then follows a load of abuse & denial followed with How would you know if I had which I haven't
SG the stuff in here is like weasel piss C all gas is like weasel piss SG you've straight gassed it C no I haven't you couldn't tell if I had or not SG yes I could co's all our weasels piss blue It' not all fun being a dealer As the conversation got more irate SG said did you read the owners manual to see how much oil needed adding to the fuel as they say in the advert for Master card the look on C"s face Priceless At that point I made my exit thinking to myself would I have been as Sharp in sussing out the problem