Mastermind
Work Saw Specialist
This year would have been a payday when we were kids going door to door with shovels in hand.
Now my divorced neighbor can't even get her live in 20 something year olds to help out.
There are other able kids on the street equally unambitious.
Damn shame ain't it?
My dad caught me pushing the lawn mower back in the yard when I was 8.
I figured he'd give me hell for using it at such a young age. That's not how it went.
Dad: Where have you been with my mower?
Me: I mowed Mrs. Smith's grass
Dad: Did Mrs. Smith pay you?
Me: Yeah, she gave me 5 dollars.
Dad: Then half of that is mine........if you wanna mow peoples grass you either buy a damn mower or give me half.
Kids these days are so phucked.