Oh dear Whitespider...you need to visit our corner of the country. Don't move here, but you can visit. We live in a cool, damp, drizzly climate. Think moss. Think green stuff that even grows on our vehicles if parked outdoors and not washed frequently. Mushrooms are a commercial crop here, and if you do not cover the tops of your woodpiles, seasoned or green, mushrooms is what you'll get. Your wooden picnic table will not dry out until July, and will sprout moss and even mushrooms if deteriorated enough.
My small brain is capable of recognizing that we have different climates in our country and world that require different methods to season firewood and keep it seasoned. What works in Arizona, won't work here and likewise, what works here may not be suitable for Ioway. Why we even have to de moss our roofs, which I need to do if we get a dry spell. Our perpetual drizzle has begun, the sun will be a rare sight. Time to get out the happy light.
My small brain is capable of recognizing that we have different climates in our country and world that require different methods to season firewood and keep it seasoned. What works in Arizona, won't work here and likewise, what works here may not be suitable for Ioway. Why we even have to de moss our roofs, which I need to do if we get a dry spell. Our perpetual drizzle has begun, the sun will be a rare sight. Time to get out the happy light.