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But seriously, if the gearbox on your polesaw wears out before your chain I have to wonder... :msp_thumbdn: It's almost like having your T-paper roll holder wear out before the T-paper runs out. Now that would give you the :poop:'s


Sounds like something missed out on the heat treatment or case hardening step, doesn't it ;)
 
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Wanna sell me a 084 rod Neil I see ya got heaps ?[/B]

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Morning Neil ................. a bit cold outside

Might be time for a lovely cuppa of International Roast and a few slices of Toast

Whhhhoooo in their right mind drinks that rubbish!!!! Boss tryed cost cutting and replaced the ol blend 43 with that filth I nearly quit!!!
 
Haven't you got any Neil ?

Yes I do have, not that many, those are 084 con rods, the diference is I have some and that's just someones elses pic.

Here is all that's needed in a 3120, these are what all my saws run and those saws do have credentials.

this set has a shot bearing but it could be re built or even stroked, not that I will ever do that.
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shelf queens don't need to be fast, they just need to be able to sit on the shelf.
 
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QUESTIONS YOU JUST CAN'T ANSWER

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard when he lives in the jungle without a razor?

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?

Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?

What is the speed of darkness?

Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up every two hours?

If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?


Did you ever stop and wonder.......

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze
these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?'

Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum


Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does your Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Stop singing and read on......


Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?



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Yes I do have, not that many, those are 084 con rods, the diference is I have some and that's just someones elses pic.

Here is all that's needed in a 3120, these are what all my saws run and those saws do have credentials.

this set has a shot bearing but it could be re built or even stroked, not that I will ever do that.
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shelf queens don't need to be fast, they just need to be able to sit on the shelf.

Well that's OK i'll just have to wait on a few Stihl friends I still have i'm patient ..... as regards yesterdays credentials who cares
 
Quick question re Lucas mills before I bother Benn*e.

Anyone have any idea what the mount is for a bar ?

A customer has asked my mate Larry to order a 6' GB bar + a loop or two for his Lucas mill, Larry asked me so I asked Matt (thinking he might actually have one in stock) and he suggested Ben so on it's gone as the bloke with the mill has no idea.

My suggestion was get the bloke with the mill to get ALL the numbers off the bar tail he currently has and then someone might actually have half a chance at ordering the right bar, but in the meantime I thought I'd throw it out there just for cross reference purposes. ;)
 
Quick question re Lucas mills before I bother Benn*e.

Anyone have any idea what the mount is for a bar ?

A customer has asked my mate Larry to order a 6' GB bar + a loop or two for his Lucas mill, Larry asked me so I asked Matt (thinking he might actually have one in stock) and he suggested Ben so on it's gone as the bloke with the mill has no idea.

My suggestion was get the bloke with the mill to get ALL the numbers off the bar tail he currently has and then someone might actually have half a chance at ordering the right bar, but in the meantime I thought I'd throw it out there just for cross reference purposes. ;)

Just get the Lucas boys on the blower, I'm sure they would know.
 
Caution: Only read if you find fart jokes humorous


I was at the DMV (place where you get your rego and stuff renewed) and a young bloke next to me was doing his bike learners. Then the nice young lady informed him that he got a lane distance question wrong, to which he replied "yeah sorry my brain must have farted" :eek2:

Ahhh the young kids of today... well at least they make you chuckle from time to time :msp_rolleyes:
 
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