Tree falls on my property who's wood is it?

[slowp]

Let me see, a tree falls over on Lone Wolf's property. A deer meanders over and is munching on the lichens that normally can't be reached. The owner of the property of where the tree was rooted shoots the deer. He goes over to retrieve the deer. Lone Wolf shoots the neighbor. Can the coroner drag both the neighbor and the deer off the property? Or must the coroner wait until the tree is cut up?

 

[Whitespider]

The coroner has no claim to the deer... but... he may need to gut the neighbor... and the sheriff may need to impound the deer as evidence in a homicide investigation.
The neighbor's wife may claim the tree... and sue lone wolf for wrongful death... which will give her the money to pay someone to cut up the tree.
After all the legal stuff is over the state will claim the deer... because it was shot out'a season.
Any more questions??
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[merc_man]

Burn it and enjoy it. Mabe send him a thank you letter. Thatll get him fired up lol.

 

[lone wolf]

The coroner has no claim to the deer... but... he may need to gut the neighbor... and the sheriff may need to impound the deer as evidence in a homicide investigation.
The neighbor's wife may claim the tree... and sue lone wolf for wrongful death... which will give her the money to pay someone to cut up the tree.
After all the legal stuff is over the state will claim the deer... because it was shot out'a season.
Any more questions??
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Yes, are you drunk? Or just always this way?

 

[Whitespider]

Yes, are you drunk? Or just always this way?

Is that a rhetorical question??
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