You Know you are a Hack when...

[Grace Tree]

I put a chain on backwards once. I just jumped over to the other side of the tree.
Phil

 

[ropensaddle]

I put a chain on backwards once. I just jumped over to the other side of the tree.
Phil

Ehhhh hmmmmmm, so howd da work out for yea

 

[Grace Tree]

Ehhhh hmmmmmm, so howd da work out for yea

Not so good. Turned out it was backwards on that side too.
Phil

 

[Bigus Termitius]

Try turning the bar upside down....that usually helps.

 

[Grace Tree]

Try turning the bar upside down....that usually helps.

OK. Thanks for the good advice.
Phil

 

[Timbit]

Oil change procedure for hacks:

step one, drain oil
1.5 have a beer
step two, remove filter
2.5 have a beer
step three, replace oil filter
3.5 have a beer
step four, wipe oil from filter off hands
4.5 have a beer
step five, add oil to engine
5.5 have a beer
step six, run for beer because it was not a full six pack
step seven, call a buddy because you forgot to put in.....

I've heard this before, and I've been the buddy who got the call! I think he was still a bit drunk from the night before. Dumb Jarhead!

All that beer talk has made me thirsty!

I wonder if you are a hack when all your stubs have a beer can covering them because you forgot to take the paint up the tree. :bang:

 

[sgreanbeans]

Not so good. Turned out it was backwards on that side too.
Phil

Now that was funny!!, almost spit coffee on the screen!