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8433jeff

8433jeff

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hahaha, isn't that what happens to turkeys?*








*either that or it was a complete BS story that someone told me when I was little and I bought it

Not a BS story, they are that dumb. At least the domesticated ones are. Supposedly the wild ones are smarter, more aware for sure. Heard of young wild ones drowning in shallow puddles, but they are very plentiful here.
 
Gologit

Gologit

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Question.

Has anybody ever flunked the GOL course? Is it even possible? If so, what happens to you? Do they confiscate your little chainsaw, make you turn in your helmet, throw away your chaps, forbid you to ever again wear the color orange, and stamp Unqualified on your forehead?

Just wondering.
 
Sport Faller

Sport Faller

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Has anybody ever flunked the GOL course? Is it even possible? If so, what happens to you? Do they confiscate your little chainsaw, make you turn in your helmet, throw away your chaps, forbid you to ever again wear the color orange, and stamp Unqualified on your forehead?

Just wondering.

They give you the Mad Max treatment, tie you to a horse while wearing a giant cartoon head and cast you out into the desert

Bust a deal, Spin the wheel
 
slowp
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Here's what is in the pickup.

The Wedges of Lewis County.:laugh:
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The Grapple Cat, watching me gather stuff. He's not going.
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The girly pack o' stuff.
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lfnh

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Has anybody ever flunked the GOL course? Is it even possible? If so, what happens to you? Do they confiscate your little chainsaw, make you turn in your helmet, throw away your chaps, forbid you to ever again wear the color orange, and stamp Unqualified on your forehead?

Just wondering.

Probly get sent off to summer school with an assigned tutor.
Evenings are spent watching instructional videos about swamping out (clear cutting saplings)

:laugh:
 
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