Neighbor trouble
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Fool! Too traceable!Go buy a Fur fish and Game magazine and look in the back for a supplier of scunk scent. Buy a bottle and have fun with it. Just be sure to wear rubber gloves.
I suggested that to someone that had a dog problem with the neighbor's dog running all over the neighborhood and digging up people's flowers. The neighbor refused to tie up the dog. I told them to catch the dog (easy to do with treats) and then spray them down with the skunk scent and send them home. After 2 "treatments" the dog was tied up and never was seen loose again.
been there--huh????
h fire!! the color of the wood,nearly matches the color of the brick!!! what a jerk!!!
willsaw4beer
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Fool! Too traceable!
I suggested that to someone that had a dog problem with the neighbor's dog running all over the neighborhood and digging up people's flowers. The neighbor refused to tie up the dog. I told them to catch the dog (easy to do with treats) and then spray them down with the skunk scent and send them home. After 2 "treatments" the dog was tied up and never was seen loose again.
So that's why my dog kept smelling like a skunk- and here I thought he was dumb enough to get sprayed twice..
Nice place coog!
Thanks.Actually, the wood hides the Lazy Boys and the car on blocks that we also store out there...
MotorSeven
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Dude...you definatly need to move to the "sticks"
I spent most of my life in the burbs. I'm on a 100ac now & it is pure heaven!
RD
We have 160 acres out in the sticks, which is where we plan to retire.Right now, with work and kids, the city is the place to be.I am so looking forward to building down there. I asked the lady at the county desk about a building permit and she told me there were "no permits because there is no code".I spent my career fighting with inspectors who wanted to treat 150 year old houses like "new construction".I've earned a little peace.
logbutcher
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Very nice place...although tight with too many of those Homo S.
We had a strict rule when looking for a final resting place :monkey: that was not negotiable with the brokers :
No neighbors to offend by my --
1. Peeing north
2. Peeing south
3. Peeing east
4. Peeing west
So far, so good.
And, enough sustainable wood to cut and heat until one of us doesn't come down for breakfast. 
slinger
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Neighbor obviously does not understand Architecture. Craftsman style home are based on functionality and natural beauty of wood. Very nice.
songofthewood
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The next time he starts in on you, just get real quiet. Put on a thousand yard stare looking right past him. Drop one eyebrow down low, raise the other up until it's crawling up your forehead. In a low gravely voice, tell him that the reason you burn wood is ever since the 'Nam, it's the only thing that keeps your mind off that village that got hit with napalm. The smell keeps seeping back into your mind, making you a "little" off kilter. The wood smell calms you, clears your head & keeps the other smells away. Follow the story up with a real nervous laugh that that lasts a little too long.
Then offer him a beer.............
RD
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You are bad!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!! I like it.
MotorSeven
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Ditto here...no codes. A septic permit is required(State law), & a electric(TVA). Other than that you can live in a '53 Bluebird bus turned upside down in your yard & no one can say nuttin!
There are very few (FREE) places like this left...I hope my county never changes. I retired 5 years early...walked away from almost a quarter of a mil by doing that.....and never regretted it.
Yes, all points compass peeing was a mandatory requirement for purchase
RD
There are very few (FREE) places like this left...I hope my county never changes. I retired 5 years early...walked away from almost a quarter of a mil by doing that.....and never regretted it.
Yes, all points compass peeing was a mandatory requirement for purchase
RD
First thing we did was a skinny-dip in the pond.No complaints!
I know where you live. I used to live in your neighborhood but moved out to the country.http://www.arboristsite.com/images/smilies/clap.gif
Normally, I might be a little nervous with a message that started "I know where you live".
LarryTheCableGuy
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The next time he starts in on you, just get real quiet. Put on a thousand yard stare looking right past him. Drop one eyebrow down low, raise the other up until it's crawling up your forehead. In a low gravely voice, tell him that the reason you burn wood is ever since the 'Nam, it's the only thing that keeps your mind off that village that got hit with napalm. The smell keeps seeping back into your mind, making you a "little" off kilter. The wood smell calms you, clears your head & keeps the other smells away. Follow the story up with a real nervous laugh that that lasts a little too long.
Then offer him a beer.............
RD
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logbutcher
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Geez Coog, hereabouts, skinny dipping in this Pond leads to a medical called "BB":jawdrop: Some hurt I got to say.
( Explanations for the ignorant may be forthcoming with Msr. Moderator's permission. )
Geez Coog, hereabouts, skinny dipping in this Pond leads to a medical called "BB":jawdrop: Some hurt I got to say.
Yeah, frequent sufferer of that cruel condition.Of more immediate concern, I had a neighbor ask if we weren't concerned about the Cottonmouths :jawdrop:
Never ran into that issue in Minnesota, where only Muskies threaten a well-defined BB.
Rickochet
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Sounds like the ol' guy has issues. A true Christian would not say "Never forgive" because that is what Christianity is all about!
You said he was a retired minister....... was that from the Islamic religion?
Remember the wise quote of "Keep you friends close and your enemies even closer." May pay off just to be nice to the ol' buzzard!
You said he was a retired minister....... was that from the Islamic religion?
Remember the wise quote of "Keep you friends close and your enemies even closer." May pay off just to be nice to the ol' buzzard!
