worst firewood customer ever (long rant continued from months ago)

[banshee67]

sissy

every time i go on the turnpike there is at LEAST one accident in both directions in the 15 mile stretch i drive, thats if youre lucky
.. how about when a tractor trailer flips and covers the whole truck side in debris, shutting the whole side down, and then everyone is trying to squeeze through the police entrances back to the car side.. that makes for a nice 2 hour drive to the next exit.. oh thats right,, the next exit is 8 miles away and im sitting here in neutral with the parking brake on!!!!! i hate the turnpike!!!

 

[DSS]

Why do all canadians insist on wearing "BIRD HUGGERS" when they come and swim on our beaches it really creaps out the locals and so much baby oil ughhh I just puked alittle in my mouth

I swear whenever we saw one as a kid my dad would laugh and say "HE MUST BE CANADIAN "

Sorry about your mental picture/nightmares. I assure you I won't be swimming in a set of bird huggers in Jersey or anywhere else.

We don't get out much, so we don't really know how to act in public.

 

[treeclimber101]

Sorry about your mental picture/nightmares. I assure you I won't be swimming in a set of bird huggers in Jersey or anywhere else.

We don't get out much, so we don't really know how to act in public.

I am just saying maybe buy the whole suit sometimes , nobody wants to see some 250 lb whale smugging grapes into the hotel pool ..

 

[treeclimber101]

every time i go on the turnpike there is at LEAST one accident in both directions in the 15 mile stretch i drive, thats if youre lucky
.. how about when a tractor trailer flips and covers the whole truck side in debris, shutting the whole side down, and then everyone is trying to squeeze through the police entrances back to the car side.. that makes for a nice 2 hour drive to the next exit.. oh thats right,, the next exit is 8 miles away and im sitting here in neutral with the parking brake on!!!!! i hate the turnpike!!!

Sorry about that someone cut me off , so I rolled yer over ,my bad ...

 

[banshee67]

Sorry about that someone cut me off , so I rolled yer over ,my bad ...

i had to piss like hell and the next exit and/or rest area was 7+ miles away with traffic moving about 10 feet per minute, i really didnt appreciate that

 

[treeclimber101]

i had to piss like hell and the next exit and/or rest area was 7+ miles away with traffic moving about 10 feet per minute, i really didnt appreciate that

Again I am sorry .....

 

[DSS]

I am just saying maybe buy the whole suit sometimes , nobody wants to see some 250 lb whale smugging grapes into the hotel pool ..

I understand what you're saying , believe me. This place is the tourist trap from hell in the summer...lots of bird huggers.

Might even be some from Jersey...????

 

[treeclimber101]

I understand what you're saying , believe me. This place is the tourist trap from hell in the summer...lots of bird huggers.

Might even be some from Jersey...????

No not possible we mock and accasionally beat potential BIRD HUGGER enthusiast , thats not tolerated in any way shape or form from a JERSIAN

 

[banshee67]

No not possible we mock and accasionally beat potential BIRD HUGGER enthusiast , thats not tolerated in any way shape or form from a JERSIAN

technically there should be a line drawn horizontally across NJ somewhere around momouth county, everyone knows those south jersians are a different breed.. texas chainsaw massacre type folks

 

[treeclimber101]

I understand what you're saying , believe me. This place is the tourist trap from hell in the summer...lots of bird huggers.

Might even be some from Jersey...????

We may drive like #### and talk funny , live to close to high tension wires and swim on beaches covered in hypodermic needles or occasionally shoot someone and dump them in the pine barrens , but under NO CIRCUMSTANCE'S will you ever have to worry about THE BANANA HAMMOCK TAKING OVER SEASIDE ..

 

[treeclimber101]

technically there should be a line drawn horizontally across NJ somewhere around momouth county, everyone knows those south jersians are a different breed.. texas chainsaw massacre type folks

Well at least we don't and won't have to take credit for the JERSEY HOUSEWIVES , its almost like be the parents of SNOOKIE , not our fault ..

 

[treeclimber101]

Good bye all I have to take my son to practice ...

 

[banshee67]

Well at least we don't and won't have to take credit for the JERSEY HOUSEWIVES , its almost like be the parents of SNOOKIE , not our fault ..

lol you got me there, those are some tacky hoes for sure!

the crazy dark haired italian one isnt half bad though

 

[Iska3]

We may drive like #### and talk funny , live to close to high tension wires and swim on beaches covered in hypodermic needles or occasionally shoot someone and dump them in the pine barrens , but under NO CIRCUMSTANCE'S will you ever have to worry about THE BANANA HAMMOCK TAKING OVER SEASIDE ..

My wife came from NJ.. She's been her for just over 10 years now and still drives with one foot on the gas and the other on the brake. Replaced her horn 4 times now.

Be kind'a nice to those guys north of me.. I still like going up there fishing and moose hunting. Think what you want of those guys but they got the best beer.

 

[fishercat]

what i dont get is.............

I understand what you're saying , believe me. This place is the tourist trap from hell in the summer...lots of bird huggers.

Might even be some from Jersey...????

That there are places on this continent that are so bad that the people who live there go to New Jersey to "get away"!
:jawdrop:

 

[redoakneck]

Is it still illegal to drink, text, and eat cheese coneys while driving in NJ???

I told my granny she needed to loosen up that state when I come in town, you know, send the popo on vaca so I can have my hillbilly beach time.

Sir, how fast were you going???---I have no Idea but I crushed a double deuce, 3 coneys, and texted 5 friends in the last 20 miles-- you got a problem with that??? No, free night in the cage and tazed!!! FRIG call granny, again.

Need some in state plates.

 

[Iska3]

NJ is the only state that I know of where you need to pay a toll to drive out of the state but not to drive in and people know you by your exit.

That's ok, I still go there for the food.

 

[banshee67]

That there are places on this continent that are so bad that the people who live there go to New Jersey to "get away"!
:jawdrop:

that part i REALLY dont get is why some of those people , instead of going to the jersey shore like the rest of them, settle for swimming and hanging out on the "beach" at 2 of my local reservoirs!? within 45 mins you could be at dorney park, six flags, or one of many beaches on the jersey shore.. instead they come to my little town and swim in our beautiful fishing reservoir illegally !! theres even another one within 5 miles where they can camp and swim , but they still come back to the other one, thats prized for fishing, untill they get booted out, i dont get it, go to dorney park like the rest of em!!

 

[BlueRidgeMark]

Sorry about your mental picture/nightmares. I assure you I won't be swimming in a set of bird huggers in Jersey or anywhere else.

We don't get out much, so we don't really know how to act in public.

Yeah, that's for sure!


So, do we need a whole new thread for insulting Canadians?

 

[treeclimber101]

that part i REALLY dont get is why some of those people , instead of going to the jersey shore like the rest of them, settle for swimming and hanging out on the "beach" at 2 of my local reservoirs!? within 45 mins you could be at dorney park, six flags, or one of many beaches on the jersey shore.. instead they come to my little town and swim in our beautiful fishing reservoir illegally !! theres even another one within 5 miles where they can camp and swim , but they still come back to the other one, thats prized for fishing, untill they get booted out, i dont get it, go to dorney park like the rest of em!!

Thank YOU EXACTLY , go rides the rides and get the hell outta here before midnight ...Every body trashes it all the time yet they


all keep coming back ...