Butch(OH)
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"them" being perfectly healthy 30s ish couples who have moved into the nieghborhood seemingly of great means.
Them: "Hi I hear you like to cut and split wood" ( I know where this is going)
Me: "Yes my family's seed's unfortunatly have over time dropped too close to the mother tree and it affected me."
Them: uh,, what does that mean?
Me: Uh,, never mind
Anyway, We want to start burning wood to save on heating
uh, OK
We have no place to cut
uh, OK,, do you have a saw?
No
Uh,,, Do you have a truck?
No
Uh,,,Do you have time to help?
Welll uh ,, a little maybe,, It's like we heard you like to cut wood and own a farm and a truck and,,,,,
Thats what I ment by my seeds dropping too close to the tree
What does that mean?
Never mind
Well, Will you cut us some wood?
No, but If you need some free wood that you dont have to work for I will buy you some,, where do you want it delivered too?
Why on earth would you do that?
I am 54 my back hurts every day, my saws splitters and trucks cost money to own and more to operate just as yours would IF you owned any. There are some fools down the road that will deliver for $100 a cord, I figure it would cost me less to buy it than to do you a favor but like I said my seed fell too close to the mother tree.
The curses of having a large wood pile close to the road where people can see it I guess??
Them: "Hi I hear you like to cut and split wood" ( I know where this is going)
Me: "Yes my family's seed's unfortunatly have over time dropped too close to the mother tree and it affected me."
Them: uh,, what does that mean?
Me: Uh,, never mind
Anyway, We want to start burning wood to save on heating
uh, OK
We have no place to cut
uh, OK,, do you have a saw?
No
Uh,,, Do you have a truck?
No
Uh,,,Do you have time to help?
Welll uh ,, a little maybe,, It's like we heard you like to cut wood and own a farm and a truck and,,,,,
Thats what I ment by my seeds dropping too close to the tree
What does that mean?
Never mind
Well, Will you cut us some wood?
No, but If you need some free wood that you dont have to work for I will buy you some,, where do you want it delivered too?
Why on earth would you do that?
I am 54 my back hurts every day, my saws splitters and trucks cost money to own and more to operate just as yours would IF you owned any. There are some fools down the road that will deliver for $100 a cord, I figure it would cost me less to buy it than to do you a favor but like I said my seed fell too close to the mother tree.
The curses of having a large wood pile close to the road where people can see it I guess??