We Have A Little Problem

[Mastermind]

The kid who was 19 or 20 at the time ask me if I would have it checked. I told him I don.t go to the ER for Boo-Boo's. He didn't believe me until a week or so later I got a bigger Boo-Boo and refused to go. Truth be known it could have used a stitch or two. A Band-Aid saved the day

I cut my thumb off working in Cookville........I went to the hospital in Crossville though. It was a 45 minute drive but since my wife worked at the Crossville hospital, I got free ER care.....gotta save a buck whenever ya can.

 

[thomas1]

I cut my legs off working in Cookville........I went to the hospital in Crossville though. It was a 45 minute drive but since my wife worked at the Crossville KFC, I got free transplant legs.....gotta save a buck whenever ya can.

:chicken:

 

[moody]

I cut my thumb off working in Cookville........I went to the hospital in Crossville though. It was a 45 minute drive but since my wife worked at the Crossville hospital, I got free ER care.....gotta save a buck whenever ya can.

Way to be financially aware.

I broke my hand pretty good and it swelled up really nicely. I avoided the hospital for 3 days my excuse "it still works" wasn't working. I had an 8 hour reconstructive surgery and some tasty chicken broth and kool-aid. Nurse wasn't bad looking either.

 

[stihl sawing]

I fell through a roof 12 feet and landed on a pipe sicking in the ground, also on the way down the tin roof ripped all the hide off my inner arms. Was bruised up pretty bad but drove home. still recovering from that one.

 

[Fifelaker]

I cut my thumb off working in Cookville........I went to the hospital in Crossville though. It was a 45 minute drive but since my wife worked at the Crossville hospital, I got free ER care.....gotta save a buck whenever ya can.

I haven't cut anything off yet. But it has not been for lack of trying.:msp_wink:

 

[barneyrb]

I haven't cut anything off yet. But it has not been for lack of trying.:msp_wink:

Had a woman want to cut something off one time but that's a story for another time...........

:msp_sneaky::msp_sneaky:

 

[bert0168]

To quote my grandpa

" Ha...pu##y"

Twisted and de-gloved my thumb almost off on a third story roof once. Don't know how I got down but after the urge to puke left, slapped some duct tape on it and finished the job.

Probably should have seen the tailor for that one.

 

[Mastermind]

I fell through a roof 12 feet and landed on a pipe sicking in the ground, also on the way down the tin roof ripped all the hide off my inner arms. Was bruised up pretty bad but drove home. still recovering from that one.

Did the pipe go up your.......?????

:msp_sneaky:

 

[Duane(Pa)]

Did the pipe go up your.......?????

:msp_sneaky:

Rectum? Hell, damn near killed him.....

Maybe it should be Wrecked him? Hell, damn near killed him.

 

[stihl sawing]

Did the pipe go up your.......?????

:msp_sneaky:

Hit me in the lower back and slide all the way up taking off skin and meat.

 

[stihl sawing]

Rectum? Hell, damn near killed him.....

Nah, if it went up the rectum, I prolly wouldn't have felt nothing. Pipe was only six across.:hmm3grin2orange:

 

[Mastermind]

What in the hell were you doing on the damn roof?

 

[stihl sawing]

What in the hell were you doing on the damn roof?

Trimming huge limbs off and old oak with a stihl pole saw. The pole saw stayed on the roof, I had to come back and get it. Then I had to fix the dern hole after I healed up some.

 

[dieselfitter]

I cut myself gutting a deer. I put these in myself with my leatherman. My brother tied them. No pain killers, no booze, no nothin. View attachment 310910View attachment 310911
That is the deer I was gutting. I was a half hour drive to town and that would jam up my afternoon hunt.

 

[milkman]

I repaired this rotator cuff and AC resection myself, well not really, I had the wife stick the tape on after I stitched it up.:hmm3grin2orange:

http://www.tractorbynet.com/forums/...ating/21484d1080683935-ouch-400581-ouch-1.jpg

 

[stihl sawing]

I repaired this rotator cuff and AC resection myself, well not really, I had the wife stick the tape on after I stitched it up.:hmm3grin2orange:

http://www.tractorbynet.com/forums/...ating/21484d1080683935-ouch-400581-ouch-1.jpg

:msp_confused:

 

[treesmith]

superglue can work wonders, not sure it can do much with a 6" pipe up yer clacker though:msp_thumbsup:

 

[milkman]

:msp_confused:

Way past my bedtime, just goofin around.:biggrin:

 

[stihl sawing]

Way past my bedtime, just goofin around.:biggrin:

I didn't see it. was it on their forums?

 

[eiklj]

It's past my bedtime. This thread has gone downhill fast. :msp_bored: