We Have A Little Problem

[exSW]

It's past my bedtime. This thread has gone downhill fast. :msp_bored:

Yep, circling the drain faster and faster.

 

[thomas1]

Trimming huge limbs off and old oak with a stihl pole saw. The pole saw stayed on the roof, I had to come back and get it. Then I had to fix the dern hole after I healed up some.

 

[RandyMac]

I had a duct tape repair for a broken collarbone and separated shoulder, done by an ancient landingman. I bucked logs lefthanded for three hours after that.

 

[imagineero]

I stubbed my toe on a chair leg once. Cried for days.

 

[RandyMac]

I stubbed my toe on a chair leg once. Cried for days.

Lol!

I had an idiot shoot me in the leg, 6 inches above the knee wth a .38 Special wadcutter. When I didn't fall down, he was so surprised, I took the revolver away from him and beat him with it. I sat down and dug the slug out with a pocketknife and stitched the hole shut with a sewing kit. By God I miss the '70s.

 

[nmurph]

I got my foot hung bw the shock and wheel of a Suzuki motocrosser with the throttle stuck WFO. It took about 1/3 of my heel off. When my mother finally got to me, I told her I just needed some alcohol and a Band-Aid...ended up in the hospital for 6d with two surgeries...now I cry when I get my hair cut.

 

[wyk]

Lol!

I had an idiot shoot me in the leg, 6 inches above the knee wth a .38 Special wadcutter. When I didn't fall down, he was so surprised, I took the revolver away from him and beat him with it. I sat down and dug the slug out with a pocketknife and stitched the hole shut with a sewing kit. By God I miss the '70s.

Next time I'm using a shotgun!

 

[RandyMac]

Next time I'm using a shotgun!

so you found someone to pry that Model 10 out of your ass?

 

[wyk]

so you found someone to pry that Model 10 out of your ass?

Easy. Snuck it thru the TSA. It's now in Ireland. Thanks for the help!

 

[RandyMac]

easy. Snuck it thru the tsa. It's now in ireland. Thanks for the help!

lmao!!!

 

[milkman]

Next time I'm using a shotgun!

CAREFUL, you think a .38 Special beating hurts, did you ever get beat with a shotgun?

 

[wyk]

CAREFUL, you think a .38 Special beating hurts, did you ever get beat with a shotgun?

I'd be more concerned with where the shotgun goes after the beating, to be frank. That's a hard one to explain to the tSA.

 

[RandyMac]

I'd be more concerned with where the shotgun goes after the beating, to be frank. That's a hard one to explain to the tSA.

Need not worry cousin, after working you over, I'd need it for a walking stick.

 

[Mastermind]

Need not worry cousin, after working you over, I'd need it for a walking stick.

Age plays a cruel joke on us my friend.......I get tired these days. I never used to get tired. :bang:

 

[wyk]

Age plays a cruel joke on us my friend.......I get tired these days. I never used to get tired. :bang:

Passing out after drink every night doesn't technically mean you never got tired.