whadja do today?

[2treeornot2tree]

Sweet

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[NYTREECLIMBER]

Pushin some chips around


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[DR. P. Proteus]

Woke up late for work to a broken phone courtesy of the cats.
Luckily my nerd powers saved me! Screen is completely shattered and unresponsive. So, how am I typing? I shall share the geek tip that saved me.

All lg android phones have a program on them called "lg On Screen Phone". This lets you connect your phone via Bluetooth, WiFi, or usb cable. When I first get my phone home I immediately set it up to automatically connect to my pc so I have complete use of my phone in case something like this happens.
It takes ten minutes to set up the first time and has saved me twice already.

Skip to 23:00 to see how to get it set up, this video is for an old phone I just sold But the steps and program are the same, just update the osp program on your computer after install.

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That's all well and good... I suppose. But I kinda have the feeling you should have tossed the whole thing in the toilet and joined some kind of cult.

 

[DR. P. Proteus]

I am completely broke but all my shopping is complete , I haven't touched a tree in 2 weeks . But I am enjoying the time of complete and utter jerking off . I am helping my other pud pulling amigos work on there jobs , complete mindless **** today I am running a leave vac . I am not even getting paid for it ! Just doing it to help a brother out . He's gonna help me this coming Friday on a Craner over a pizzeria . HMMMMMMMM pizza !

Tree? Oh, you mean those annoying God damned things that keep sprouting up out of the ground making everybody's life more of a chore than it has to be.

 

[jefflovstrom]

[quote="beastmaster, post: 4605149, member: 11550"
I won't do it. I'd rather remove it then mangle it more. I'm not clear on the law, though I know they can trim their side, I'm not sure they can harm the tree in a way that would kill it.
Going to be an interesting day.

Generally, they can take anything over their line, up to the horizon. Unless, it is detrimental to the over all health of the tree. If they do...........do it, and the tree dies as a result, they can be held responsible for the cost of replacement or 3 times the cost of the tree. I know there are small tweaks here and there, but everything I have read about this subject has all been pretty much the same. I think in Cali, it is even more stringent. Up, kinda close to u. In Fallbrook or Temecula, My Jr Sales Arborist at big green (whom I set up to take over the territory after I left and is, from what I understand, rocking it, like I new he could) had a deal where he was the consulting Arborist in a case like that. Owner loved them, neighbor hated them. If I remember right, the party who removed a few trees with out permission, paid dearly. The trees where there before the houses, but to replace them with a few 48" box podocarpus , they had to remove a 6ft block wall and use a crane to get them in from the street. Cant remember the exact figures, but think it was around 40g's! I may have the details wrong, but know it was up there, may have been more. Not sure if they got the job, but know we billed like 4-5gs for the total consultation. Took a lot of time for him to get to the bottom of it all. The HO didn't care, didn't care about the cost of the replacement even if he lost. He wanted to smash the company that did it. Felt bad for whoever it was, as they where hired by the neighbor and thought that they where on his property when they did it. Neighbor new better, but had them do it anyways and of course didn't step up and do the right thing. The HO couldn't go against the neighbor for some reason, think that is was maybe a cash deal, so all the hate and discontent was aimed at the tree service. Again, may not have all the exact facts right, but close enough, it was really bad. It was during my departure prep time, so I had bigger things on my mind at the time.
I will not do this work anymore. Have seen it go bad too many times. If the owner of the tree is cool, then so be it, but if they have the slightest doubt, I pass. I always make both parties sign at the same time, so that way I know they are on good terms. I have seen this issue rip a "good neighbor" relationship to threads and no matter what part you played, one hates you and one loves you.[/quote]

You can not do anything unless they get it in writing. If their tree is encroaching, you need to give them time to take care of it before you just do it,, here in So-Cal anyway.
Jeff

 

[DR. P. Proteus]

My God. If I make it through this time no doubt next time will be the end.

I called this one kunt to ask her why she hasn't paid me since October. She hit me with 3 impertinent excuses which sent me reeling into an unshakable angst to which I once again questioned the line between me and Charley Manson. I was barley able to drive over there to pick up the yen which she left under the mat. I backed into her drive, jumped out and while I was bent over picking up my meager earnings I heard the sound of my pintle crunch into her garage door as I didn't put the vehicle in park before I jumped out ( I said I was upset). Hell, I grabbed the cash, jumped back in the truck and left out of there sideways and headed up to Walmart to buy more bullets trying to figure out how Charley Manson is able to get more ***** than me. Seriously, how's he do it? I am just stuck schlepping for these talcumed powered vaginas who twiggle their asses at me but don't want to pay while he is getting married to some 17 year old dish who will do anything he says. What's he got that I don't?

Anyway:

All the other kunts I called said the check was in the mail... If I had all the money that was owed to me I would spend it in a week and be looking for more. Its a bad time to get paid being " tis the season" and all that. Peabody paid me of course. Drove my new Power Wagon up there the other day to plow, had a head full of complaceny and made it all the way up without a hitch but when I went to back up I slide off the driveway with the front end in the woods. I gave it a couple grunts but was only digging in deeper so I locked it up there. Good thing the rear tires were still on the pavement so I tossed a bag of salt on them and drove to the next crazy assed driveway. In the end the only damage I done was to rip one of the amber strobes off and leave it in someone's driveway. Someone who lives in 800k house, spends winters in Fla and complains to me. I'd **** her... if I were a meaner man. And she would have me too. So would all of them, even the ones who argue about paying me. Its sad. At my age and reason I suppose there is no more fun to had. Maybe if I moved myself and all my bullets to Texas then me and Mctree could join the border patrol. That might make me feel better for a little bit. I had trouble working the new plow controls, I mean all those years with the old truck and all.

Anyway:

Me and my daughter went Christmas shopping today and I wanted to shoot everybody I saw, more so, everybody that smiled at me. I had gotten my daughter a balance beam the other day so now she has me doing her routine. Its pretty bad. First thing in the morning she has me doing calisthenics and the rest. I try to do it like the rest of the girls but it doesn't turn out like that and I stand in awe below the concrete and glass they have built soes we all could have coffee and frozen ****ing yogurt.

I got the balance beam from my mechanic for 50 bucks and though it was much less than that infernal trampoline I think its much worse. For the love of God what that kid has me doing is going to kill me. My dump truck is still up there at the shop and will stay there until I feel like getting it but with how soggy things are it can stay there til June. You know me, if I can't drive right up to the tree then you might as well hire somebody who cares.

 

[DR. P. Proteus]

Generally, they can take anything over their line, up to the horizon. Unless, it is detrimental to the over all health of the tree. If they do...........do it, and the tree dies as a result, they can be held responsible for the cost of replacement or 3 times the cost of the tree. I know there are small tweaks here and there, but everything I have read about this subject has all been pretty much the same. I think in Cali, it is even more stringent. Up, kinda close to u. In Fallbrook or Temecula, My Jr Sales Arborist at big green (whom I set up to take over the territory after I left and is, from what I understand, rocking it, like I new he could) had a deal where he was the consulting Arborist in a case like that. Owner loved them, neighbor hated them. If I remember right, the party who removed a few trees with out permission, paid dearly. The trees where there before the houses, but to replace them with a few 48" box podocarpus , they had to remove a 6ft block wall and use a crane to get them in from the street. Cant remember the exact figures, but think it was around 40g's! I may have the details wrong, but know it was up there, may have been more. Not sure if they got the job, but know we billed like 4-5gs for the total consultation. Took a lot of time for him to get to the bottom of it all. The HO didn't care, didn't care about the cost of the replacement even if he lost. He wanted to smash the company that did it. Felt bad for whoever it was, as they where hired by the neighbor and thought that they where on his property when they did it. Neighbor new better, but had them do it anyways and of course didn't step up and do the right thing. The HO couldn't go against the neighbor for some reason, think that is was maybe a cash deal, so all the hate and discontent was aimed at the tree service. Again, may not have all the exact facts right, but close enough, it was really bad. It was during my departure prep time, so I had bigger things on my mind at the time.
I will not do this work anymore. Have seen it go bad too many times. If the owner of the tree is cool, then so be it, but if they have the slightest doubt, I pass. I always make both parties sign at the same time, so that way I know they are on good terms. I have seen this issue rip a "good neighbor" relationship to threads and no matter what part you played, one hates you and one loves you.

You can not do anything unless they get it in writing. If their tree is encroaching, you need to give them time to take care of it before you just do it,, here in So-Cal anyway.
Jeff[/quote]


By the time they are talking about property lines and all that lovely horseshit about some tree we could not care less about I am carving my name into a bullet and lip locking Wild Turkey. I suggest you and The Beast do the same before they suck you dry without you even knowing it.

 

[dbl612]

My God. If I make it through this time no doubt next time will be the end.

I called this one kunt to ask her why she hasn't paid me since October. She hit me with 3 impertinent excuses which sent me reeling into an unshakable angst to which I once again questioned the line between me and Charley Manson. I was barley able to drive over there to pick up the yen which she left under the mat. I backed into her drive, jumped out and while I was bent over picking up my meager earnings I heard the sound of my pintle crunch into her garage door as I didn't put the vehicle in park before I jumped out ( I said I was upset). Hell, I grabbed the cash, jumped back in the truck and left out of there sideways and headed up to Walmart to buy more bullets trying to figure out how Charley Manson is able to get more ***** than me. Seriously, how's he do it? I am just stuck schlepping for these talcumed powered vaginas who twiggle their asses at me but don't want to pay while he is getting married to some 17 year old dish who will do anything he says. What's he got that I don't?

Anyway:

All the other kunts I called said the check was in the mail... If I had all the money that was owed to me I would spend it in a week and be looking for more. Its a bad time to get paid being " tis the season" and all that. Peabody paid me of course. Drove my new Power Wagon up there the other day to plow, had a head full of complaceny and made it all the way up without a hitch but when I went to back up I slide off the driveway with the front end in the woods. I gave it a couple grunts but was only digging in deeper so I locked it up there. Good thing the rear tires were still on the pavement so I tossed a bag of salt on them and drove to the next crazy assed driveway. In the end the only damage I done was to rip one of the amber strobes off and leave it in someone's driveway. Someone who lives in 800k house, spends winters in Fla and complains to me. I'd **** her... if I were a meaner man. And she would have me too. So would all of them, even the ones who argue about paying me. Its sad. At my age and reason I suppose there is no more fun to had. Maybe if I moved myself and all my bullets to Texas then me and Mctree could join the border patrol. That might make me feel better for a little bit. I had trouble working the new plow controls, I mean all those years with the old truck and all.

Anyway:

Me and my daughter went Christmas shopping today and I wanted to shoot everybody I saw, more so, everybody that smiled at me. I had gotten my daughter a balance beam the other day so now she has me doing her routine. Its pretty bad. First thing in the morning she has me doing calisthenics and the rest. I try to do it like the rest of the girls but it doesn't turn out like that and I stand in awe below the concrete and glass they have built soes we all could have coffee and frozen ****ing yogurt.

I got the balance beam from my mechanic for 50 bucks and though it was much less than that infernal trampoline I think its much worse. For the love of God what that kid has me doing is going to kill me. My dump truck is still up there at the shop and will stay there until I feel like getting it but with how soggy things are it can stay there til June. You know me, if I can't drive right up to the tree then you might as well hire somebody who cares.

you got serious issues man-seek help soon or cash in before you are in the news

 

[NYTREECLIMBER]

Why do I always wait till the last minuet to go Christmas shopping, I think it would be awesome If I could just drive my Dodge Ram through BedBath&Beyond and just grab **** as I drive up and down the aisles


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[2treeornot2tree]

Why do I always wait till the last minuet to go Christmas shopping, I think it would be awesome If I could just drive my Dodge Ram through BedBath&Beyond and just grab **** as I drive up and down the aisles


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I do the same thing. And every years I tell myself I am not waiting till the last minute and then I do. I started to just give cash. Who doesn't like cash anyway

 

[mckeetree]

I do the same thing. And every years I tell myself I am not waiting till the last minute and then I do. I started to just give cash. Who doesn't like cash anyway

Ten years ago I got sick of the whole deal and cut all the ungrateful bastards out of my Xmas list. That did away with about half of the list. I should have done it sooner. There was one super ungrateful SOB that was taken off the list that looking back why did I ever have that super ungrateful moron on there to start with. Anyway, the few that remain on the list I just give cash. I really, really should have taken my ungrateful ass employees off the list ten years ago while I was at it and this might be the last year for their ass too. I only have one guy working for me that appreciates anything you do for him. The rest are ungrateful bastards.

 

[treeclimber101]

Ten years ago I got sick of the whole deal and cut all the ungrateful bastards out of my Xmas list. That did away with about half of the list. I should have done it sooner. There was one super ungrateful SOB that was taken off the list that looking back why did I ever have that super ungrateful moron on there to start with. Anyway, the few that remain on the list I just give cash. I really, really should have taken my ungrateful ass employees off the list ten years ago while I was at it and this might be the last year for their ass too. I only have one guy working for me that appreciates anything you do for him. The rest are ungrateful bastards.

I appreciate the truth . Even if I don't agree I can't hate someone who is honest . I find Xmas is an especially important time to be extra helpful and attentive around the house , that way while my wife is doing all the shopping and hustling and bustling she remembers the gutters were cleaned five minutes after I was asked

 

[SecondGenMonkey]

Just tallied up the Christmas bonus for the crew. I'll have a whole $300 in the business account after giving them checks tomorrow.

Time to go try some new beers from the chevron! Apple ale and some stuff called purple haze. This ought to be interesting.

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[KenJax Tree]

If thats all i had in the account nobody would be getting a bonus this year.


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[KenJax Tree]

All i'm doing today is dealing with back spams,when i breathe it feels like someone jammed a knife under my lower left rib cage.


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[jefflovstrom]

Ten years ago I got sick of the whole deal and cut all the ungrateful bastards out of my Xmas list. That did away with about half of the list. I should have done it sooner. There was one super ungrateful SOB that was taken off the list that looking back why did I ever have that super ungrateful moron on there to start with. Anyway, the few that remain on the list I just give cash. I really, really should have taken my ungrateful ass employees off the list ten years ago while I was at it and this might be the last year for their ass too. I only have one guy working for me that appreciates anything you do for him. The rest are ungrateful bastards.

Dang Dude!!!
You should set up a charity because I sure feel sorry for you and all your troubles!,,,Really, you are a total 'Debbie Downer'!
Merry Christmas!
Jeff

 

[treeman75]

I gave my main guy his bonus on Friday, 600 bucks.

 

[KenJax Tree]

I gave my main guy his bonus on Friday, 600 bucks.

Do you mean climber/groundsman or is there something we should know?


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[SecondGenMonkey]

If thats all i had in the account nobody would be getting a bonus this year.


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That's after the bonuses.
I'm personally not Christian, but I'm a very giving and kind guy.... plus, we have almost 18k in payments waiting to be received from the county and city so it's not that big of a deal.

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[2treeornot2tree]

That's after the bonuses.
I'm personally not Christian, but I'm a very giving and kind guy.... plus, we have almost 18k in payments waiting to be received from the county and city so it's not that big of a deal.

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If you want to send me a bonus just let me know and I will pm you my address.

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