Hey again to everyone who have enjoyed my stories so far!!!! I enjoy telling them!
I got another one. This time about someone else than Leslie and his clan.
My Mother worked for a local soda pop bottling plant as bookkeeper, receptionist, et all. We were good friends with the owners, and spent many, many days and nights at the owner's camp. I did occasional work for the owner when I was a teen, and this story is about one of those days.
The road to the camp was just a two rut road, and many times was only passable with a 4wd vehicle. He was working to improve the road and asked me to help him cut out a few large maples that shaded a large mud hole on the road. We would cut and haul the wood to camp for firewood. I said ok, and i met him at his house and drove him out to the camp.
Well, this guy's name was "Don" and he was another funny guy from my home town. He had a "reputation" but he was always good to me. He let me shoot all his guns, let me drive his old Willies jeep, and was fun to be around in general, but he liked his "bottle".
Well, I arrived at his house and he came out with a huge bag containing a half a dozen sandwiches that his wife had made for us. Beautiful thick meatloaf ssndwiches made with home made bread and mayo and all the fixings,,,,,yummy!. There were also about two dozen nice big soft chocolate chip cookies in there as well. Hmmm,,,this was really looking good to a teenager! I think we ate about half of the cookies on the way to the camp! Darn,,,,she was a good cook!
We drove out to where the mudhole was, and stopped. He showed me the trees he wanted cut, had a heckofa big slug from his bottle, and took off walking to camp to get the jeep with trailer to haul the wood back.
I knocked down the trees, and was bucking them into firewood when he came back and fired up his nice Jonsered chainsaw to help me. I ran out of gas and was filling up,,,,,,hearing his saw going weeeeeAhhhhhh,,,,,weeeeAuuu,,,,,and he was just working his butt off cutting through a smallish limb. It was HURTFUL to hear. He was rasping away at that limb with dust coming from the saw.
Finally he came back to the truck as I was touching up my chain with the file. He sat down on the tailgate, had another big swig from the bottle, and said "What are you doing?" I told him that I was just touching up the chain. He said "You must have a bad chain,,,,,,,mine is still sharp!"
Well, I told him that his chain must be dull as an old hoe, and that I would sharpen it for him if he wanted. He hemmed and hawed a bit, and finally let me at his treasured saw. The chain wasn't all that bad, just filed with a bad backslant to the cutters. The rakers were too high also.
So while I filed his chain, he methodically consumed about four of the sandwiches,,,one after the other. He was inhaling them,,,,so I figured that if I was going to get even one of them, I had better hurry up with the filing job!!!
Well, I finished filing, He took another huge drag from the bottle,,,,,started up the saw and proceeded to whack at a limb that was abou 8" in diameter. He hit the limb with the saw, and it went through it like butter,,,,his head jerked up as his arms jerked down with the weight of the saw. The saw hit the ground still idling, and he stood there with his jaw agaping! HaHa!
He was flabbergasted! He looked at me and said,,,,,,"What did you do to my saw?" This thing is dangerous!!!!!!
Needless to say, he probably had not experienced a nice sharp chain before that!
He didn't cut another block, but loaded the wood into the trailer all the rest of the day.
Oh, he finished the bottle before long, and ate all the rest of the sandwiches as well! Durn his hide!!!!! HaHa!