Rule #2 - Keep your chain sharp - or Else!!

[nhawlman]

Or else...
it will take more time to make a cut.
You will create more pollution.
You will use more Chain Oil.
You will use more pre-mix.
Mix + Oil + time = Money.

Your Bar will be hotter and wear from leaning on it.
There is a greater chance of accidents with a dull saw.
Your engine will run hot from working to move the dull chain.
You will have done less and be more tired at the end of the day
You will make choking sawdust instead of those nice little square chips.
Your Starter Rope will wear out from more fill-ups breaks.
Your engine will wear out having done less cutting.

But look at the money you'll save not buying Files;
there's a bright side to everything.

 

[whatsnext]

I'm guessing this is more deep Amish wisdom?

 

[Newfie]

I'm guessing this is more deep Amish wisdom?

It's too long to be a haiku.

 

[fubar2]

Id have to go along with Amish wisdom. After all they do all have eight grade elementary educations taught to them by uncertiefied teachers with the same eight grade elementary education. Has to be wisdom. I mean look at Jethro Bodine, he could do cyphrin and everything with only a sixth grade diploma.

 

[Sprig]

It's too long to be a haiku.

*wipes coffee offa the keyboard* Thanks, I needed that!