the all aussie dribble thread!

[gmax]

KFC have a new meal deal,its the Julia Gillard snack pack,you get...Two large thighs,two small breasts and a red box.:hmm3grin2orange:

I hope it tastes better than it looks.. :msp_smile:

 

[derwoodii]

KFC have a new meal deal,its the Julia Gillard snack pack,you get...Two large thighs,two small breasts and a red box.:hmm3grin2orange:

Dont go knocking Eucalyptus polyanthemos (Red Box) its great for a hard wood

 

[Bigdgb]

KFC have a new meal deal,its the Julia Gillard snack pack,you get...Two large thighs,two small breasts and a red box.:hmm3grin2orange:

Yes and it come with a tub of BROWN (as in Bob) gravie

 

[ausneil 1]

KFC have a new meal deal,its the Julia Gillard snack pack,you get...Two large thighs,two small breasts and a red box.:hmm3grin2orange:

top subject change dave,,,, that other sh#t was way too personal and was only going to end one way... terry took it very seriousely for sure.


I was going to say husky's are better than stihls, reckon that will get everyone off the political subject but, oh well i said it anyway....

 

[tdi-rick]

I hope it tastes better than it looks.. :msp_smile:

You'd have to ask the First Bloke, Tim, about that.......

 

[porky616]

KFC have a new meal deal,its the Julia Gillard snack pack,you get...Two large thighs,two small breasts and a red box.:hmm3grin2orange:

i had kfc this arvo and musta got the morning after meal, all the same as listed above but the big red box was all greasy

 

[tdi-rick]

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I was going to say husky's are better than stihls, reckon that will get everyone off the political subject but, oh well i said it anyway....

But you wont get any arguments there anyway Neil, it's self evident.

 

[tdi-rick]

i had kfc this arvo and musta got the morning after meal, all the same as listed above but the big red box was all greasy

 

[Bigdgb]

But you wont get any arguments there anyway Neil, it's self evident.

LOL, its bull, you just been looking up some website or reading some no good media, What is MOST
self evident is that Stihl is the best, now my mate said so, and i have had a tip off from a spook about
it and i had Dinner with a General it was a bit cat and dog, but in the end he played it stright and said
Husky would not get a look in with Stihl around,
so then just to make sure i called Miss Julia in Canberra and she said Tim said he has not herd any good
things about Husky's down at the Barbers shop and then she said trust me Not in a goverment I lead :hmm3grin2orange:

 

[splitpost]

might get out 2morrow and run some saws,havent touched one in a week...............bloody had the squirts ,couldn't get more than 20 meters from the schitta:msp_mad:

 

[MCW]

might get out 2morrow and run some saws,havent touched one in a week...............bloody had the squirts ,couldn't get more than 20 meters from the schitta:msp_mad:

I didn't mean to like your "squirts" comment Had to feel pity on you though as I have a colonoscopy on Monday and have to drink that vile fluid that goes straight through you for 12 hours prior. It's about my 15th colonoscopy so please think of me guys while I'm sucking my thumb and thinking of England. As long as the specialist doesn't have both hands on my shoulders while doing the checkup I should pull through with only marginal mental impairment...

 

[porky616]

I didn't mean to like your "squirts" comment Had to feel pity on you though as I have a colonoscopy on Monday and have to drink that vile fluid that goes straight through you for 12 hours prior. It's about my 15th colonoscopy so please think of me guys while I'm sucking my thumb and thinking of England. As long as the specialist doesn't have both hands on my shoulders while doing the checkup I should pull through with only marginal mental impairment...

bend over and take it like a man, and wear a scarf it helps stop love bites on the neck. so ive heard:hmm3grin2orange:

 

[RandyMac]

15th? What are you, the practice dummy?

 

[MCW]

15th? What are you, the practice dummy?

Hah hah.
It's a lot more nicerer now. In the early days you never got knocked out. I received nothing but a couple of pretty nurses to look at in the first 5 I had back in 1995.
Put it this way, I could never, ever, become a pillow biter. Ever.
I was clamping down that hard they needed a 10lb sledgehammer to drive the camera in. I was that tight I wouldn't have passed the seeds from my fig jam...

 

[RandyMac]

 

[porky616]

Hah hah.
It's a lot more nicerer now. In the early days you never got knocked out. I received nothing but a couple of pretty nurses to look at in the first 5 I had back in 1995.
Put it this way, I could never, ever, become a pillow biter. Ever.
I was clamping down that hard they needed a 10lb sledgehammer to drive the camera in. I was that tight I wouldn't have passed the seeds from my fig jam...

i can just see the doc standing behind ya with a bag of plastic felling wedges driving ya cheeks apart

 

[MCW]

i can just see the doc standing behind ya with a bag of plastic felling wedges driving ya cheeks apart

Bahahahahaha Actually a 50 tonne tree jack would struggle I reckon...

 

[porky616]

Bahahahahaha Actually a 50 tonne tree jack would struggle I reckon...

ive had far too many sparkling ales and the images in my mind are starting to disturb me

 

[gmax]

might get out 2morrow and run some saws,havent touched one in a week...............bloody had the squirts ,couldn't get more than 20 meters from the schitta:msp_mad:

Have you been tucking into the "Julia Gillard snack pack" oop:

 

[ausneil 1]

Bahahahahaha Actually a 50 tonne tree jack would struggle I reckon...

Matt, check you email sometime mate, it has nothing to do with this thread tho.

you lot can have that on you bloody own tooo.......