spike60
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T'was a man named Sap who had a sick tree,
and he couldn't find anyone who'd cut it for free.
So he hopped in his truck and called out to his Ma,
" I'm goin to town to buy me a saw!"
He decided to buy a nice little Stihl,
but neglected to mention he'd be attaching a mill.
And due to the technique he obviously lacked,
that poor little Sthil just up and cracked!
When he explained to the dealer he was trying to mill lumber,
the dealer cried out he'd never heard anything dumber!
"How could you do something so drastic,
to a poor little saw whose crankcase is plastic?"
Sap was sad, he was stark raving mad,
"that dealer's no good, they ALL must be bad!"
He went home to his computer and started to type,
he typed and he typed and he commenced to gripe.
The weeks went by but try as he might,
not a friend could he find on Arborist Site.
But most of his family, even the cat and the dog,
got a real big thrill when Sap cut a log.
See, when it comes to saws Sap knows it all,
if you don't believe it just give him a call.
So he got back in his truck for another long drive,
and came back with a Husky 455.
The salesman could see Sap was a strange creature,
so he sold him a "professional" saw with "consumer" features.
So Sap milled his wood as best he could,
but still feels dealers are all no good.
To his grave he will carry a grudge,
especially to the guy who refused to budge.
and he couldn't find anyone who'd cut it for free.
So he hopped in his truck and called out to his Ma,
" I'm goin to town to buy me a saw!"
He decided to buy a nice little Stihl,
but neglected to mention he'd be attaching a mill.
And due to the technique he obviously lacked,
that poor little Sthil just up and cracked!
When he explained to the dealer he was trying to mill lumber,
the dealer cried out he'd never heard anything dumber!
"How could you do something so drastic,
to a poor little saw whose crankcase is plastic?"
Sap was sad, he was stark raving mad,
"that dealer's no good, they ALL must be bad!"
He went home to his computer and started to type,
he typed and he typed and he commenced to gripe.
The weeks went by but try as he might,
not a friend could he find on Arborist Site.
But most of his family, even the cat and the dog,
got a real big thrill when Sap cut a log.
See, when it comes to saws Sap knows it all,
if you don't believe it just give him a call.
So he got back in his truck for another long drive,
and came back with a Husky 455.
The salesman could see Sap was a strange creature,
so he sold him a "professional" saw with "consumer" features.
So Sap milled his wood as best he could,
but still feels dealers are all no good.
To his grave he will carry a grudge,
especially to the guy who refused to budge.
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