West coast porter?

[Gypo Logger]

Don't worry little buddy.....to many of us, you're the biggest jack knob we know...

Couldn't say it any better Jon, chainsaws are just dumb, probably dumber than a sack of hammers.

 

[Gypo Logger]

I don't know about you guys, but I gotta go outside in the dark and see if I can find some firewood since my neighbor says she has a stick of dynamite somewhere in her woodpile.

 

[Westboastfaller]

Its dark already...its only 11:00 pm
Why? Did you phuck his wife?
Er..I mean were you "hiding your stick in his wood pile"

 

[Gypo Logger]

Just wondering if I stumbled upon a good vintage? The bottle says 1997.

 

[Westboastfaller]

Haha.. sounds posh, 20 bottle for installing a choke. He's either embarrassingly stoopid of he doesn't hold that "Year" (week) in high regards John.

 

[Gypo Logger]

Haha.. sounds posh, 20 bottle for installing a choke. He's either embarrassingly stoopid of he doesn't hold that "Year" (week) in high regards John.

I neglected to tell the whole story in it's entirety. He also needed a chain, as the one he had had 50 thou rakers and dull cutters, so I put a new Stihl 1.5 mm chipper chain on said 365 and scored moocho liquid refreshments as a result.
The saw customer wasn't a beverager, which is probably why I ended up with so many liquid refreshments

 

[Westboastfaller]

Did you tell him that chain is as good as the fountain of youth.. he will never have to sharpen and you're stuck with the fountain of puke

 

[Gypo Logger]

Did you tell him that chain is as good as the fountain of youth.. he will never have to sharpen and you're stuck with the fountain of puke

Ya, I think I said all the right things and did all the right stuff. Saw owner has 600 cords of standing dead, which I hope I can put a dent in.

 

[Gypo Logger]

 

[pioneerguy600]

Lambert St Whitehorse, I stayed in a hotel two streets over from there last time out there.

 

[SawTroll]

I neglected to tell the whole story in it's entirety. He also needed a chain, as the one he had had 50 thou rakers and dull cutters, so I put a new Stihl 1.5 mm chipper chain on said 365 and scored moocho liquid refreshments as a result.
The saw customer wasn't a beverager, which is probably why I ended up with so many liquid refreshments

That would have to be a very old and well stored chain....

 

[blsnelling]

Who's wanting to port the West Coast? Isn't that going to happen with the big earth quake?

 

[hseII]

Who's wanting to port the West Coast? Isn't that going to happen with the big earth quake?

 

[cgraham1]

It's quite interesting how some folks puff out their nuts on the inner Web but meet them in person or even on the phone and all of a sudden they aren't so Billy bad ass, and hell often are pretty normal. So drop the act already!

 

[mdavlee]

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That was funny. I spit my drink out. Glad it was just a sip

 

[cgraham1]

I wonder if the OP ever intended to actually have a saw ported?

 

[Jon1212]

I wonder if the OP ever intended to actually have a saw ported?

I wonder if the OP ever got his suspenders figured out, or if he now knows the difference between a Sachs Dolmar and a Husqvarna, or where the model tag is located on an older Echo, or that it's bad to take a firewood cull's saw, then brag about it on the internet?

So many questions, and so few answers.

 

[Gypo Logger]

That would have to be a very old and well stored chain....

Ya, a friend gave me a 50 kilogram sack of chain and I found it inside. Not sure how old it was, but it was unused.
Thanks for bringing Nate's most informative thread back on topic after all these trolls insist on derailing it.

 

[Ryan'smilling]

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Holla fo' thug nation.

 

[moondoggie]

here is a local porter