The peanut gallery speaks.
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THALL10326
The Champ
Business is good. Hell I just ran one outta here yesterday for being an azz and told another one a few minutes ago the door is behind ya. He wanted his chains done right now, I told him where he could stick em. Right now I got a saw in the cuda getting washed so I got a spare minute here.
Steve done went and got hooked up with some woman so he doesn't post much anymore. I think he likes booty more than AS, he's young,LOL
THALL10326
The Champ
You talkin about the red mark on the top of your head were I had my beer sitting?
No I'm talking about that foot imprint on your backside, LOLOL
fredmc
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THALL10326
The Champ
Oh that red mark.
Don't fret Fred, I won't tell anyone.
(Hey Joe call the Washington Post, I got a good story for them,hehehe)
fredmc
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They should call you the "The last word" instead of "The champ". Anyway... don't hurt no customers today for being "tards".
THALL10326
The Champ
Just messing with ya. Yeah now that we had a ton of rain the grass is growing like crazy down here. Everyone and their mother is wanting this and that right now. Don't mind that at all providing they are willing to pay but when they want it for free like some do I draw the line and sendem packing, I tellem politely to go over to Good Will, maybe they will fix you up for nothing. Some laff and pay up, some get ticked and leave, some wanna argue but in the house of Hall they are wasting their time and mine,LOL You'd be surpized how many try the bud system to aviod paying the bill. We don't need buds like them. All part of the biz, tant no biggie. Every dealer has to put up with the same stuff. We're used to it, ask Spike, he'll tell ya the samething..
spacemule
The Peanut Gallery
Have the Stihl Nazis soiled their panties again? 
opcorn:
opcorn:Butch(OH)
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I think your on to something here Redneck. Maybe some would take it a little less personal if we bashed each other's wives instead of saw brands?
My wife is blonde and blondes kick butt, Redheads s,,,
Ooops guess that wont work either
My wife is blonde and blondes kick butt, Redheads s,,,
Ooops guess that wont work either
THALL10326
The Champ
Have the Stihl Nazis soiled their panties again?
Hmmmmm, Space how come your not over at the old folks home trying to swindle old people on their dying bed out of their property with the rest of the lawyers,hehe
joatmon
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Tommie,
Maybe he is. Heard of wireless communications? Swindle a few folks. Post nonsense on AS. Repeat.
ole joat
fredmc
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Have the Stihl Nazis soiled their panties again?
Ah ya know they can't take it!
THALL10326
The Champ
You still yaking, I thought you be sitting in the tub soaking that hiny the rest of the day,LOLOLOLOLOL
2000ssm6
Stihl User
My 'net was giving me a fit last night, hard to beat these mushky guys head's in with no 'net. I don't see any big players in here from that side anyway....
Freds looking like the lone ranger, not much to that feller, they need reinforcements.:sword:
PB
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My favorite AS questions and answers:
Q: I need a new saw, do you recommend one?
A: 361
Q: I want opinions on a Husky 359, anyone have some?
A: 361
Q: I am looking for a 50cc saw, what's a good one?
A: 361
Q: What is the best trimmer for a homeowner?
A: 361
Q: How do I cut this tree down?
A: 361
Q: What is the square root of pi?
A: 361
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: 361
Q: I need a new saw, do you recommend one?
A: 361
Q: I want opinions on a Husky 359, anyone have some?
A: 361
Q: I am looking for a 50cc saw, what's a good one?
A: 361
Q: What is the best trimmer for a homeowner?
A: 361
Q: How do I cut this tree down?
A: 361
Q: What is the square root of pi?
A: 361
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: 361
Q: I need a new saw, do you recommend one?
A: 361; Yep!
Q: I want opinions on a Husky 359, anyone have some?
A: 361; Return from the dark side!
Q: I am looking for a 50cc saw, what's a good one?
A: 361; weighs less than my 50cc!
Q: What is the best trimmer for a homeowner?
A: 361; been there done that!
Q: How do I cut this tree down?
A: 361; Oh Yeah....and cut it up after it's felled too!
Q: What is the square root of pi?
A: 361; no, no, no IT IS Pi - when you're dealing with large diameter trees, gotta it round up a little!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: 361; if it wants a good saw! :greenchainsaw:
joatmon
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PB
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You can't get rid of me. I am just like aspen, send out sucker roots and pop up all over the place. Cut off one shoot and 2 take its place.
spike60
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So, it appears that the harmony which this thread was supposed to inspire, is not making a great deal of progress. At least it's good natured clowning around.
Can we shift gears a minute and talk about another topic? It's an issue that most of us dealers have to face from time to time. Customer bribes. That's right, customers often attempt to bribe us in order to get some special treatment, usually a quicker turn around on a repair.
A couple of hours ago, a guy I know comes in with a saw that won't start. It's Friday afternoon, and I've got enough loose ends to tie up, and I really don't need to add another job to the list. So what does this self interested and unscrupulous customer say to me? "I just tapped a keg of nut brown ale." Can you believe that guy?
Saw is done, he's on the way home, and I'm mighty thirsty.
Can we shift gears a minute and talk about another topic? It's an issue that most of us dealers have to face from time to time. Customer bribes. That's right, customers often attempt to bribe us in order to get some special treatment, usually a quicker turn around on a repair.
A couple of hours ago, a guy I know comes in with a saw that won't start. It's Friday afternoon, and I've got enough loose ends to tie up, and I really don't need to add another job to the list. So what does this self interested and unscrupulous customer say to me? "I just tapped a keg of nut brown ale." Can you believe that guy?
Saw is done, he's on the way home, and I'm mighty thirsty.
BIGBORE577
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The nerve of some people!
