flyfshrmn
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Just tell him that burning wood quiets the voices. Tell him you tried drugs and they didn't help, but the smell of the woodsmoke silences them.
Just tell him that burning wood quiets the voices. Tell him you tried drugs and they didn't help, but the smell of the woodsmoke silences them.
You exhibited great self control.
It could have been worse... he could have stole your wood.
When he goes to bed make some Limburger cheese sauce on the stove, thin it with milk until it can be sucked in to a big turkey baster then run over there and squirt it down the fresh air intake on his cars (if the doors aren't locked go right in the defroster vents). Nothing like the smell of ripe Limburger in the morning.
Fool! Too traceable! Go buy a Fur fish and Game magazine and look in the back for a supplier of scunk scent. Buy a bottle and have fun with it. Just be sure to wear rubber gloves.
I suggested that to someone that had a dog problem with the neighbor's dog running all over the neighborhood and digging up people's flowers. The neighbor refused to tie up the dog. I told them to catch the dog (easy to do with treats) and then spray them down with the skunk scent and send them home. After 2 "treatments" the dog was tied up and never was seen loose again.
Ha! yep, I park my dodge with bobcat behind it on the street a lot just to piss off my uppity neighbors.
There is something to be said about living out in the sticks on a farm.
I get along with most of my neighbors now, even the really religious one. He doesn't preach to me and I don't preach to him. Had one a half mile down right across from one of my fields that was a real prick. So I waited till he was having a little get together and I started spreading loads from my manure pit on that field. Nineteen loads to be exact on ten acres. He put the place up for sale two weeks later.
The couple that bought it, was just over on Sunday morning with there little girl to bring over some cookies and have a cup of coffee. Great neighbors. I swing through with the tractor and push back banks or plow the whole drive if they haven't done it yet with the wheeler when ever we get a bad storm, and she keeps me in awesome made from scratch baked goods year round!
As a bonus he has been known to show up on the field when I am making hay with a cold brew and kick me off my hay raking tractor so I can start bailing.
coog, there is a place about a mile down from me that is for sale. The economy sucks around here right now but you couldn't ask for better neighbors except for one crazy farmer lol.
Superior Wi. is a nice area to live, Most my relatives live there.
I know what you mean about annoying neighbors. I park my 16 foot dual axle trailer up next to my garage and sometimes I don't bother emptying the brush out of it right away. My neighbor had the nerve to ask me when I planned on emptying it so she didn't have to look at it. Mind you, this is the same neighbor that had just finished painting her house lavender with robin's egg blue trim. I kid you not. I told her she was lucky I didn't park my loaded trailer in her side yard so I don't have to look at her hideous house. She hasn't had much to say after that. Which is fine with me.
When he goes to bed make some Limburger cheese sauce on the stove, thin it with milk until it can be sucked in to a big turkey baster then run over there and squirt it down the fresh air intake on his cars (if the doors aren't locked go right in the defroster vents). Nothing like the smell of ripe Limburger in the morning.
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