Ontario_Logger
ArboristSite Member
i work for a freind in the summer and the companys name is "wood eh!"
around here if the we just say punky for crap firewood
around here if the we just say punky for crap firewood
All along I figured you were known for clearing a nose full of sticky sawdust then displaying it for the rest of us.
You just about summed up the intellectual value of my posts. aaahhhhhhhh-CHOOOO! Excuse me for a quick second while I find something to wipe my hands on
My favorite of them all is piss elm.
After you find a "free" tree and cut the big rounds to length, you next try to split them. After your splitting maul bounces off 5 or 6 times, you end up throwing it all in a ditch and say, "Piss on it." :spam:
hey no swine flu here pls!
No sir. Let us be hygenic. Since we're having fun with usernames, attached is a sure cure for those pesky SDT's.
Here's another one of my own favorite expressions:Yep, another term old farmers call it, but here they don't say 'elm' they say it like 'elum'.
Add two more:Surprised this hasn't come up yet:
Firewood heats you 7 to 8 times
-When you fell it
-When you buck it
-When you split it
-When you stack it outdoors
-(optional for those of us fortunate to have an attached barn)When you bring your wood in
-When you bring it from the barn to the stove
-When you enjoy the fruits of your labor in a snug house pan-frying some potatoes on the stovetop
Boy, a few beads of perspiration formed on my forehead just thinking about it!
Add two more:
-When you load it onto the truck
-When you unload it from the truck
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