Forgot about those two. Definitely the former. Gravity helps out a lot with the latter.
Thanks!
Ha Ha Ha! Tell, that to my wheelbarrow when I unload. Its IQ is somehat limited. :blob4:
What we need is a concrete buggy:
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Forgot about those two. Definitely the former. Gravity helps out a lot with the latter.
Thanks!
Yep, another term old farmers call it, but here they don't say 'elm' they say it like 'elum'.
Ha Ha Ha! Tell, that to my wheelbarrow when I unload. Its IQ is somehat limited. :blob4:
What we need is a concrete buggy:
Here are a few that I like:
"You'll have that on them big jobs."
"That fits like socks on a rooster."
"You're movin' at the speed of frozen water."
"He's like a pair of pre-school scissors: bright & colorful, but not too sharp."
"It's close enough for government work."
"He's so tight that when he blinks his kneecaps move up and down."
"Well, at least we look good." (for when things go wrong )
"Even a broken clock is right twice a day."
"They get paid from the neck down."
"I'm out like a fat kid rounding 3rd."
"I may be short, but I make up for it by being slow."
.... and my motto ....
"It's a little like wrestling a gorilla. You don't quit when you're tired. You quit when the gorilla is tired. – Robert Strauss"
There are a few more, but not here.
When you have to do a distasteful job.
"If you have to eat a turd don't nibble at it"
The last tree trimmer I worked with was a little slow upstairs. One day he cut the top rung of his ladder in half with my chain saw. It was then that I told him:Here's one I use when describing my awful luck "If it was raining hot naked women, a fag would fall out of the sky and hit me".
When you have to do a distasteful job.
"If you have to eat a turd don't nibble at it"
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