A friend of mine who is a pastor recently borrowed my pick-up truck to grab supplies at Lowes and home Depot, no biggy as I've loaned out just about everything i own over the years.
Problem was.....i loaned it to him with a full tank of gas and as he was returning it, he actually ran out of gas coming up my driveway.
He rolled down the window and said " you got some lawn mower gas you can put in it ? "
Some of them types would also have asked if you had any fried chicken for supper.
Make me think of the High Plains Drifter western movie when Clint was cleaning out the hotel and the preacher told him he could not remove his brothers and sisters. Clint said, take your brothers and sisters home with you then. The preacher re-treated fast leaving the folks behind..