garyischofield
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Did he have to use a magnifying glass?Just asking.
What was your worst injury?
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Don't know why that hit me as funny, I've had chains come off while hard peddling and straddle the bar. Talk about swelling.lol As a young kid i was kinda proud of them when they didn't hurt. Also have jumped motocross bikes and landed on the gas tank. That hurts the ole nads too. Finally some guy showed me how to beat in the area where the nads hit. Most riders did that back then. But yours is the winner. I goota go take a shower, Man i got tears coming down the eyes. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Hell no, but if you do first maybe I will think about it:greenchainsaw:
treeclimber101
UNCLE BUCK
Nope since my sack was stretched to the point that if I didn't wear tight underwear they would bounce off my thighs for about two months , again you asked
You gotta quit, You're killin me.LOLOLOL
treeclimber101
UNCLE BUCK
Oh like I'm the only one who had saggy sack syndrome at one point in there life
I have never had saggy sack...but when I was about 15 I beat my tally whacker so senseless that it swelled up and kind resembles a soft ball. Hell that is the scardest I ever was in my life I though it was going to stay that way for ever. few hrs the swelling went down and things went back to normal. then I got my first pair of glasses
treeclimber101
UNCLE BUCK
What did ya beat it with a closed fist or a rolling pin or something , So you had SWOLLEN SWORD SYNDROME crazy the things that we walk away from huh
garyischofield
ArboristSite Operative
I'm feeling like a wimp.What's a near fatal back injury compared to get your sack run through a meat grinder.
yep did it all single handed .....lol S.S.S.
Got a back injury now, No fun at all. Coulda been fatal too i guess. Fell 12 feet on a standing pipe in the ground.
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No, But you might have the holiest sack around.
wvlogger
Rock trucker
come on boys here lol:spam:
but that is funny sorry had to say it
but that is funny sorry had to say it
ropensaddle
Feel Lucky
Once at 9 started washing it in the tub and it went off scared me too lol.
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oscar4883
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Tree related, nothing major. Took a 16oz. bag to the shin due to laziness. Bag got stuck and it broke free when pulling and came at me like a bullet from 60ft. Hit me squarely on the shin. Schwoooooooooop, Smack! Changing clutch springs on a saw last week I fiqured it would be a good idea to stuff an awl under my thumb nail. That sucked.
Fell 15 ft. once. Landed on an alum. ladder. Right foot hit first. Walk with a slight limp after standing in one spot or sitting for more than 2 minutes now.
Lost two front teeth in a work related accident once. Working as a wrecker operator. THe next day I spotted two honeys walkin down the road with a gas can looking like they needed a ride. At that very moment I ran my tongue over the area where my teeth used to be and decided it would be ok if they walked a little further.
Got married in 2006.
Fell 15 ft. once. Landed on an alum. ladder. Right foot hit first. Walk with a slight limp after standing in one spot or sitting for more than 2 minutes now.
Lost two front teeth in a work related accident once. Working as a wrecker operator. THe next day I spotted two honeys walkin down the road with a gas can looking like they needed a ride. At that very moment I ran my tongue over the area where my teeth used to be and decided it would be ok if they walked a little further.
Got married in 2006.
ropensaddle
Feel Lucky
Today I tripped on a stick fell and cracked my butt the wife laughed and broke my heart I am hurting now ooooooo
RVALUE
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Today I tripped on a stick fell and cracked my butt the wife laughed and broke my heart I am hurting now ooooooo
Would that be a 'hole in one' or two?:monkey:
