Woodie
"Cap'n Bullcrap'n"
When I was a kid I got grounded for coughing so hard at the dinner table that a strand of Sapgetti shot out of my nose.
Ok, me playing with it by see sawing it back and forth then snorking it back into my head and swallowing it may have had something to do with it........
Okay, that just caused hot coffee to come out of MY nose, axehole...