Can we pllleeeeeaase stay on topic!

[Woodie]

When I was a kid I got grounded for coughing so hard at the dinner table that a strand of Sapgetti shot out of my nose.

Ok, me playing with it by see sawing it back and forth then snorking it back into my head and swallowing it may have had something to do with it........

Okay, that just caused hot coffee to come out of MY nose, axehole...

 

[berryman70]

How long will the mods let this totally off topic thread about staying on topic last as a sticky? whew! I just had too add to the post count

 

[stevethekiwi]

I cant believe its not butter

 

[Lakeside53]

When I was a kid I got grounded for coughing so hard at the dinner table that a strand of Sapgetti shot out of my nose.



Ok, me playing with it by see sawing it back and forth then snorking it back into my head and swallowing it may have had something to do with it........



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Damn you RBW.. I was reading this as the wife was talking and I started to grin. She accused me of not listening to anything she said.. well... she was right... but I "defended my actions" by laying the blame on you. She was not amused, so I had an extra beer or two tonight to compensate.

 

[24d]

Im think'n of buy'n a saw-what the best one-I cut mostly wood?

 

[Just Mow]

Im think'n of buy'n a saws-what the best one-I cut mostly wood?

You want the one that will cut all of the way through the wood like butter
Or was that Parkay

 

[PB]

I prefer regular deodorant over antiperspirant.


It tastes better.

 

[Griffbm3]

Speaking of Bagels

Does anyone else like Pumpernickel? I've always wondered if I was the only one.

 

[Just Mow]

Does anyone else like Pumpernickel? I've always wondered if I was the only one.

I like Raisin

 

[Just Mow]

If I was to wash clothes would I ad the fabric softener to the load before,during,or after.

 

[PB]

If I was to wash clothes would I ad the fabric softener to the load before,during,or after.

That would all depend, is it Snuggles or Downy?

 

[Just Mow]

That would all depend, is it Snuggles or Downy?

Which one has the cute teddy bear on the bottle

 

[Just Mow]

Also, should I rinse off the dishes before putting them in the dishwasher or just load it up.


















































I keep waiting for a beer can to come out of the sky and smash me like the commercial.

 

[PB]

Also, should I rinse off the dishes before putting them in the dishwasher or just load it up.


















































I keep waiting for a beer can to come out of the sky and smash me like the commercial.

Snuggles has the creepy bear. No need to rinse, do you have a dog?

 

[PB]

Goats are stupid animals

 

[Lakeside53]

Goats are stupid animals

So are people!

 

[spacemule]

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[spacemule]

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[spacemule]

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[Lakeside53]

See... living proof that people, make stupid animals.:monkey: :jawdrop: